smoke weed first time woot

[Ric]

Welcome to club stoner MrCoffee, woo.

My advice, you smoked, you enjoyed it, smoke again. Most people get put off by feelings of paranoia and shit, I say, fuck it, learn to cope with it and soon you will build your tolerance to a level whereby it is no longer detrimental to your mental health.

I have been regularly smoking weed/hash for some 7 years now. For myself it enhanced my schoolwork, I found I was concentrating harder and became more passionate about my work.

Now years after leaving school I am qualified licenced stock broker and financial advisor. I earn over £40,000 per annum. For those of you unfamiliar with exchange rates thats over $80,000 a year people.
Now tell me all stoners a lazy bums.

So to say that smoking weed is 'entirely' detrimental is wrong. Alcohol... now theres one mother fucker of an evil drug. It causes death, violence, hangovers. Like cigarettes it is only a legal drug because of the massive tax revenues that government generates from them.

A very good friend of mine suffers from crippling multiple sclorosis, he literally can not find the strength some mornings to stand long enough to take a piss without collapsing. Get a joint inside him however and suddenly he regains all motor function, he can ride a bike, drive a car, without it he is stuck, vegetablised on his sofa in front of the t.v all day.

I will agree though, for some people smoking weed is bad, it does prevent them from functioning properly. it does mess with their head, I have seen it. These people however are just lightweights who cant handle a little bit of intoxification.

LEGALISE IT!! aight!

[Ric]

'Glorious Weed' by Ric
To the tune of - 'Mud mud glorious mud'

Weed weed glorious weed
Theres nothing quite like it
not even speed

weed weed glorious weed
No other drug like it
it's just what you need

So follow me follow
into my grotto
and there we will toke on
our glooooooooorious weeeeeeeeed.

[Jason1]

Ric loves him some weed, who knew...

[Seth]

My college experience has been the same. College papers, unless you're writing for your phD aren't really a reflection of personal views as much as finely tuned, mechanically correct throwbacks of whatever the fuck your prof has covered.

anyway, I live in BC and have for the most part experienced lenient weed enforcement.
However, last spring I was told I was under arrest and pushed up against my buddy's vehicle while being verbally abused by some ancient cop with a young rookie who were there on a complaint. We were in some vacant parking lot. Anyway, I got my cock searched(no joke) and recieved an open alcohol ticket for having a beer on me....which is fair(not the strip search). However, they gave my buddy who was driving a 24 hour suspension and a drug charge on his license, even though they didn't find any bud in the car(and believe me, they searched it completely) or any bud on us. Not only that, they didn't breathalyze my buddy cuz in doing so, that technically negates their ability to lay a drug charge down.

He filed a complaint to the commissionar and all that. All he got back is a bunch of postponent letters and finally a dick to the face in that they believed the officers conducted themselves accordingly and there was nothing wrong.
which sucks cuz we're canadian right? I live in small town interior BC. And a cop treated us like we were meth dealin. Experiences like this make me think twice when the hotbox is cookin up these days. That was just one cop though. The rookie looked embarrassed to be part of it.

weed ain't a thing though. just be smart about your use. There's a whole diff system below the border that will fuck up your future if you have a record.


edit: btw, what's so bad about the grateful dead? they've got some winners.