Re: Fuck You Apple
...You thought apple products were built to last?
In this hustle and bustle day and age?
The less time your ipod exists, the more time you'll spend on the cutting edge of technology.
Old, bulky original ipod suddenly dies. It gets Apple cancer, and stops functioning.
Now you're left with the choice:
-Do you not get a new ipod, and remain ipod-less.
-Do you buy a new one.
Now if you buy a new one, you have more choices:
-Big, bulky ipod
-Ipod nano
-Ipod Video
And thusly, Apple is saving you from many years of ridicule due to your ipod, in an ipod nano's world.
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