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Old 08-07-2007, 05:18 PM   #1
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She's pretty hot...I don't get how lots of people say she's got a man's build. Any dude with a build like that isn't built like a dude.
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Old 08-07-2007, 06:46 PM   #2
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I don't get how lots of people say she's got a man's build. Any dude with a build like that isn't built like a dude.
It may have something to do with her giant, square face, her giant shoulders, and the fact that usually the only comparison available would be Adam Sessler, with his bumbling, effeminate tomfoolery...

For the record, Morgan's pose in that original picture reminds me of a beaten child told to kneel that way because she is now a quasi-celebrity, and it is her duty to show her stuff...
Her weak grin seems nervous and forced, her posture displays hints of defeat...

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Old 08-07-2007, 06:50 PM   #3
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We should really censor the word "Adam Sessler."
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Old 08-07-2007, 06:53 PM   #4
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We should really censor the word "Adam Sessler."
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Old 08-08-2007, 02:40 AM   #5
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that first pic really does not do justice, but she's just okay
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Old 08-09-2007, 02:47 PM   #6
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her giant shoulders,
Again...a guy should have broader shoulders than that.
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Old 08-09-2007, 05:37 PM   #7
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Again...a guy should have broader shoulders than that.


Which one appears more likely to attempt to inappropriately touch little girls, and which one appears more likely to thwart the other's disturbing sexual advances by crushing that person's head with their arms, hips, or mind?
I rest my case...
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Old 08-09-2007, 06:25 PM   #8
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Which one appears more likely to attempt to inappropriately touch little girls, and which one appears more likely to thwart the other's disturbing sexual advances by crushing that person's head with their arms, hips, or mind?
I rest my case...
Dude...comparing her shoulders to a guy who's built like an 11 year old boy hardly solidifies your case. She's built big for a chick, yeah...and obviously smaller guys who don't dig women who are bigger than them won't find her attractive at all...but she still isn't built any bigger than what a regular guy should look like.
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Old 08-09-2007, 06:59 PM   #9
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Dude...comparing her shoulders to a guy who's built like an 11 year old boy hardly solidifies your case.
"and the fact that usually the only comparison available would be Adam Sessler, with his bumbling, effeminate tomfoolery..."

Just comparin' what's typically available for comparison when you see her on TV, as an explanation for why "lots of people say she's got a man's build" ... :>

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but she still isn't built any bigger than what a regular guy should look like.
A regular guy, or a manly man?
Being that I work in an area of town where a number of different social groups collide (from the yuppies who frequent the gym, to the younger, dorkier-lookin' ones who don't, to the older, crankier, lazier businessmen, to the hipster night-life), I gotta tell you, I'm having some trouble nailing down exactly what a "regular guy" is...

Are regular guys the ones with beer guts and lots of hair everywhere? Or are they the ones who care more about their physique than their ditzy, fake-blond, over-tanned, cookie-cutter girlfriends do? Obviously they can't be the hipsters... They're all too skinny...
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Old 08-09-2007, 07:07 PM   #10
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She has fairly wide shoulders in comparison to her hips and a strong jaw for a woman. So much debate over the poor girl.
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Old 08-09-2007, 07:17 PM   #11
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What does skinniness or fatness have to do with build? You don't put on weight to your skeletal structure. Shoulders, wrists, ribcage (for the most part...being really fat can hide the ribcage thing)



Is she bigger than the average chick? Yes. No doubt...but she's hardly freakish like you make it seem.

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I think we can all agree that Olivia Munn, also of G4, is hotter. Especially if she happens to be wearing Princess Leia gold bikinis.



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