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Re: What would happen to earth if humans vanished?
Old 07-17-2007, 08:38 PM   #1
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For once - I agree 100% with everything Strangie said.


We, are humans. On the most basic of levels, we're animals. We are a natural part of this world. We're a natural part of evolution.

And on the most basic of levels, what does every animal need to do? Ensure the survival of it's species. How do you do that? Procreation and expansion.

We're just better at it than any other animal. We're not the top of the food chain one on one, but we're the top when it comes to surviving. One on one, a Lion would eat us. 100 on one, we'd fashion a trebuchet to hurl rocks at it from 50 feet away.

The point is, we are nature. We are natural. Anything, and everything we do, is natural, and why? Because we - humans - are natural, and thusly, everything we do is therefore technically a part of nature. Making nuclear plants is natural, because it's what we do as a species.

So if you want to get all pseudo-anacharistic on this, "destroying the planet" is natural, because it's what we do as a species.

We're not a virus, we're not a disease. We don't need to be wiped out, we don't need to understand more about our surroundings.

We need to fuck, and have babies.

It's so simple, that people need to add all these extra meanings to it - forgetting we're animals. Forgetting we're no better than a Zebra, when it comes to survival in the wilderness. We're not special, we're not fantastic. We just have bigger brains and opposable thumbs. We're not a cancer, we're nothing. We're a speck on the planet's timeline.

The planet will survive with or without us.

Realistically, it would be worse off without us.

If you remove the main component from any ecosystem, there is a major flux in - well, everything. We are keeping alive species that (ultimately we killed) are prey for other species. If we leave, so does conservation. There will be a major imbalance in the ecosystem, causing a mass extinction, leaving the world to the plants.
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Re: What would happen to earth if humans vanished?
Old 07-17-2007, 11:14 PM   #2
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i for one will be getting my flamethrower out tonight and ravaging the forest! bambi here i come!
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:52 PM   #3
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Humans are weeds. They might be natural but they multiple far too fast and over take everything. I hate chimps as well.
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Old 07-17-2007, 11:51 PM   #4
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The point is, we are nature. We are natural. Anything, and everything we do, is natural, and why? Because we - humans - are natural, and thusly, everything we do is therefore technically a part of nature. Making nuclear plants is natural, because it's what we do as a species.
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Oh and I agree with the Strangler and Typhoid, though I'm too busy reading Harry Potter to flesh out the details (HP--->bittorrent). Though for those out there that can't swallow the "we're no better than animals" pill, I like to say, "animals are just as good as humans." I like the positive twist of that.
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