Dennis Kucinich is a stud

[Professor S]

OH HELL NO. That can't... I mean she isn't... the man is an alien for Christ's sake...

Are you sure she wasn't just an "escort" for the night? Yes, she must be a paid prostitute. NO! I don't care what you say! SHE'S A FILTHY WHORE!

Thats the only reasoning that will let me sleep tonight.

*Professor S comes back to sanity*

Who knew socialism got you hot babes? VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Professor S

*Professor S comes back to sanity*

Who knew socialism got you hot babes? VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!

Now you understand.
Conservativism gets you bombs and tax dollars.
Socialism gets you blowjobs.


But with bombs, you can blow away all the socialists, and with money you can buy blowjobs from socialist whores. However, if you don't need to pay for blowjobs, that's a pretty good thing in the moral standing of society, also if you're not constantly harbouring explosives and willing to explode and/or shoot everyone who doesn't agree with you.


****, I don't know what to pick anymore.

Bombs or blowjobs - it's all too hard for me to decide.