Re: Tell me a joke
So I was with this girl the other night, and she said she was tight. And she emphasized the tight. She said she'd tighter than anything ever. So, naturally I was intruiged. We get a few drinks in us and end up in the bed, she takes her pants off, and says so casually "bang me". So I get one finger in, "more" she says. Two fingers, and still, she wants more. Three fingers, four...a whole fist. "More!" she yells. I get my other hand in there, side by side now. "Now try clap" she says. I try. "I-.....I cant" I murmer back. "See, I told you I was tight."
I heard that the other night and didnt really laugh, other than say an "ew..". I felt I'd share.
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Fingerbang:
1.) The sexual act where a finger is inserted into the vagina or anus.
Headbang:
1.) To vigorously nod your head up and down.
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