If you're going to the movies...

[GameMaster]

Don't ask for butter on popcorn. Butter is a privilege, not a right. It's up to me, whether you get butter or not. If I feel generous, I will say, "Would you like butter on that?"

And should I be so kind, do NOT ask for me to layer the butter. Again, it is up to me if and how butter will be applied to your popcorn. And to be quite frank, it just makes you seem like a ****ing pig when ask for the butter to be layered. And if you're overweight and asking for the above, you're just embarrassing yourself. Sorry, but it's true.

Do NOT ask for the 'fresh stuff' or the freshest popcorn. It's all fresh you ****ing, idiot pigs. You think it sits in there overnight and is reused the next day? No, I will not get you the 'fresh stuff' you ****ing moron. And just for asking that, I think I'll go out of my way to get you popcorn from the bottom of the bin. You know, the popcorn that's all broken into bits and is gathered with all the kernels. Munch on that, lieutenant *******!

And do NOT complain to me about the prices of food and/or drink items. If you can afford to shell out the money for your ticket, then you damn well have enough to blow on food. And if not, then you shouldn't be getting food. And guess what, last time I checked, there's no law that says you HAVE to shovel food into your ****ing face while you watch a movie (see: Null). How's that for a startling revelation? So quit bitching about the prices and just go home and watch reruns of Roseanne, you ****ing cheapskate.

[Professor S]

I love the non-existant work ethic the youth of today have. Have fun collecting welfare while Miguel takes you job because he's not an arrogant, self-agrandizing non-skilled laborer.

Hey Mexico, send us all the illegals you want. At least they have sense enough to appreciate the fact that someone is willing to employ them and will actually do their JOB. And yes, GM, it IS your job to give the customer butter on their popcorn, and if they ask you to layer it, you should ask them how many layers they would like, smile, and do whatever the **** they say.

Once again, its not my fault your job sucks. Out.

[DeathsHand]

Originally Posted by Professor S

I love the non-existant work ethic the youth of today have. Have fun collecting welfare while Miguel takes you job because he's not an arrogant, self-agrandizing non-skilled laborer.

Hey Mexico, send us all the illegals you want. At least they have sense enough to appreciate the fact that someone is willing to employ them and will actually do their JOB. And yes, GM, it IS your job to give the customer butter on their popcorn, and if they ask you to layer it, you should ask them how many layers they would like, smile, and do whatever the **** they say.

Once again, its not my fault your job sucks. Out.

And my posts, coming from the viewpoint of a fellow customer, get ignored... Giving off a general feel that you want everyone to bugger off and let you do things your way and let others deal with the results...

Calling other people lazy while you talk about not doing things that take only a few seconds and little to no effort to do (causing inconvenience not necessarily for the employees, but for the other folks enjoying the movie), even when you're asked nicely to do them (in the case of theater trash)...
All while ranting about Mexicans, the economy, how people should be grateful for your trash (and potentially the privilege to simply bask in the glory of your presence), and how things were back in your day...
*strokes beard*