If you're going to the movies...

[GameMaster]

Let's just face it guys, it's people like Strangler who gave birth to the term 'going postal'. You people who get their jollies from screwing over employees time and time again don't realize that all the anger and frustration you cause is slowly building up inside the heads of young adults and teenagers who work these thankless jobs.

I used to do the same thing in high school. Everytime I went to Taco Bell with friends, I would eat 5 burritos and then spin around in circles for seven minutes. Then I would go straight to the bathroom and hurl all over the floor, not in the toilet, because it was so funny seeing an employee walk in there to find the mess that they would have to clean. Ole!

So the next time you spit gummy bears all over the floor and the following morning's headline reads, "Gummy bears send usher over the edge, 17 customers asses get capped", just remember this little thread.