My car crapped out

[Neo]

If life were like Star Trek:

"Warning: Primary and secondary belts have been destroyed, alternator is offline. Power steering has failed. Water pump cooling system has seized. Attemping to pull over....controls not responding. Main power is offline, auxiliary power levels approaching critical. Life support is failing. Activating emergency window venting system. Core temperature rising, complete engine shutdown is imminent. Evacuating everyone to the rear passenger seats, we're going to have to pop the hood. Estimate total systems failure in 5 min."