Uwe Boll Challenges His Critics 'To Put Up Or Shut Up

[Teuthida]

http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_bl...27&sid=6152650

"I am fed up," said Boll. "I'm fed up with people slamming my films on the Internet without see[ing] them. Many journalists make value judgments on my films based on the opinions of one or two thousand Internet voices. Half of those opinions come from people who've never watched my films."

"Towards the end of the filming of Postal the five most outspoken critics will be flown into Vancouver and supplied with hotel rooms," read Boll's press release. "As a guest of Uwe Boll they will be given the chance to be an extra/stand-in in Postal and have the opportunity to put on boxing gloves and enter a BOXING RING [emphasis in the original] to fight Uwe Boll. Each critic will have the opportunity to bring down Uwe in a 10-bout match. There will be five matches planned over the last two days of the movie. Certain scenes from these boxing matches will become part of the Postal movie. All five fights will be televised on the Internet and will be covered by international press."

"To be eligible you must be a critic who has posted on the Internet or have written in magazines/newspapers at least two extremely negative articles in the year 2005. Critics of 2006 will not be considered," said Boll's statement, meaning that said disparaging reviews must predate the theatrical release of BloodRayne.

Would-be challengers must submit proof of negative reviews and/or comments via e-mail to info@boll-kg.de. They must also submit to a physical to prove they are a healthy male between 140 and 190 pounds and must sign a waiver saying they will not subsequently ask for fees or residuals following their ringtime with Dr. Boll. In recompense, the winning challengers will be provided hotel rooms in Vancouver, location of the Postal shoot.

Anyone qualify for this?

[Dyne]

While he's in Vancouver, I'll take him down mafia style in an open street. With clubs.

I will.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Dyne

While he's in Vancouver, I'll take him down mafia style in an open street. With clubs.

I will.

Let's do it.


He wont be hard to find, we can just walk around downtown talking about how much we hate every single movie, yet dont intend on watching any of them.

[Neo]

Nice. Who was 18-9, was that Piston Honda?

[DeathsHand]

He's a funny guy, this Boll...

Originally Posted by Neo

Nice. Who was 18-9, was that Piston Honda?

I don't believe so... Little Mac is 4 - 0 in that one...

Piston Honda was the third guy... If he's on his 5th match, that should put him either at Flemenco, or that Hippo fella, I believe...