If Nintendo entered the fast food industry...

[Professor S]

Here's my version

*Man walks into Nintenburger for a quick bite*

Cashier - Hello Sir, can I take your order?

Man - Whats with the outfits?

Cashier - *pause* What do you mean?

Man - What I mean is that you're all wearing Chess King outfits with Member's Only jackets.

Cashier - Its the company uniform, sir. "Classic" is always in style. Plus, the retro look is hip.

Man - Classic? Ok, never mind. Could I get a #6 with cheese and super size it?

*time passes and the food is delivered. Man looks in bag*

Man - Um, I think something is wrong with my order

Cashier - What do you mean, sir?

Man - I ordered a cheeseburger meal and supersized it.

Cashier - And?

Man - This is a tofu-dog, its TINY, and what the hell is on it?

Cashier - That would be sushi. And we supersize the FLAVOR, not the SIZE, sir.

Man - SUSHI??? I wanted a cheeseburger, and a BIG one!!

Cashier - That is a cheeseburger. A NINTENDO cheeseburger. Think outside of the box, sir.

Man - I don't want to think outside of the box, I want a damn cheeseburger. Thats what I ordered.

Cashier - No, you ordered a Nintendo cheeseburger. Just try it, they love them in Japan.

Man - I don't care what the Japanese love, I know what I love! And I love regular old cheeseburgers!

Cashier - Well... we do have the classic Nintendo retro-burger...

Man - Is it covered in raw fish????

Cashier - No... its just beef and cheese... like we USED to make...

Man - Well give me one of them, then.

Cashier - *thows Man a wrapped burger* That will be 50 cents.

Man - What the ****???? Its hard as a rock covered in mold!!

Cashier - I believe you mean classic, sir, like our uniforms. We've been aging them since 1985.

I think thats more accurate.

[Ginkasa]

The Prof.'s is much better and entertaining. And less, "I feel like I have to defend my favorite video game company by coming up with my own 'witty' fast food comparison."

To steal GM's thing for a bit: A+


/me shrugs and walks away

[Canyarion]

A Nintendo food chain would be very colourfull, have snacks that nobody has ever seen before, people have to be 18+ to get mayonaise with them and they'll have a few but loyal costumers.

Or something like that.

[Perfect Stu]

Originally Posted by Canyarion

A Nintendo food chain would be very colourfull, have snacks that nobody has ever seen before, people have to be 18+ to get mayonaise with them and they'll have a few but loyal costumers.

Or something like that.

...

wuh?

[bobcat]

Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

...

wuh?

He's basically saying they would be innovative, and I guess Mayonnaise is something sexual, so you have to be over 18 to play sexual/adult games (to put parents at ease) and loyal customers refer to loyal fans.

[Canyarion]

Nintendo is very protective.

Actually it would be more like... they had no mayonaise. Only ketchup, but it comes in packages that take 1 minute to open.