Smash Bros Brawl

GameMaster · 05-11-2006, 02:58 AM

OMFG! Cancel E3. Just end it now!

The next generation console war is already over. In what quite possibly may be the most clever attack ever, Nintendo has just dominated, demolished, raped, and given a tidal-wave spanking to both Sony and Microsoft. Following the unexpected announcement, gamers around the world cried out in rejoice as Nintendo unveiled the newest iteration of the most successful game series ever, Super Smash Bros. The new title, Super Smash Bros: Brawl is expected to slash to pieces both Sony and Microsoft's next generation E3 announcements.

After the announcement was made, a poll was conducted asking gamers what excited them most about Microsoft and Sony's presentations at E3. 97% chose the option, "Who the f---ing hell gives a rat's ass about their worthless sh-t. All I care about is Wii and Super Smash Bros.: Brawl."

Neither Sony nor Microsoft representatives were willing to comment following the Earth-shattering news.

OMFG! Game of the Year. Everyone will buy a Wii. The system and game will be sold out for months. Pre-orders are probably already gone. I will kill for this game.

I just excreted all over myself, the chair, and my floor. Now I'm convulsing and screaming in my excrement. OMFG!

Canyarion · 05-11-2006, 03:57 AM

Awesome.

Did anyone mention the official site? http://www.smashbros.com/en/main.html

But guys, please watch your language. Last time I checked, raping was illegal. And I absolutely hate 'omfg', especially when it's fully typed out. It's religiously offensive.

Bube · 05-11-2006, 05:32 AM

Do the Wii controllers have cables? If not, then imagine 4 wireless controllers versus 4 GC controllers.. 8 player Smash Bros... mmm...smash bros..

Teuthida · 05-11-2006, 05:44 AM

Er, this really bothers me. Great and all. But it's like with the DS. Most of Nintendo's games don't even use the touch screen function well. Seems stupid IMO. And like with cube how they made the A button extra big to be the focus, but how many games used it that way? This is the one thing that makes me worry about Wii and it's future.

Canyarion · 05-11-2006, 06:09 AM

But in the meanwhile more 3rd party games start to use the touch screen more. EA said something like that I think.

And as long as the DS is doing great, I don't see a problem. Though the Wiimote doesn't have any 'normal' functions like the DS has...

fingersman · 05-11-2006, 08:27 AM

LOL I love your sig Teuthida.

Neways I think this is great news, I loved the trailer and the new characters looked cool.

I'm also glad that it's not going to be a launch title, that would be an over kill imo.

Oh yeah I think I read somewhere that you can either use the wiimote or the controller. Either way this is good news

Teuthida · 05-11-2006, 02:03 PM

Thanks.

I could watch that all day.