Time to start lying about your age

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Originally Posted by Professor S

Thanks everyone. Sorry about the late reply but I work at a bar restaurant and St. Patties weekend is nuts.

As for the arguments, well, someone has to learn you whippersnappers a thing or two.

Dagnabbit.

Happy Birthday.

I find it funny when people spell it St. Patty or better yet St. Patties instead of St. Paddy (the correct way, you old man). It makes me think of hamburger patties. Almost like he's the patron saint of hamburgers.

Speaking of which, that's a great idea. I can't wait until the Pope sanctifies some American or German or whoever as the patron saint of hamburgers. I'd worship him.

[Typhoid]

Can you tell us stories of how things were in your day?