Where do you carry your wallet?

[Typhoid]

"Always keep the important items in your back pocket"


Snap.

I'm attentive.



EDIT: I know this is bad, but back in elementary school I wasnt the poster child for perfect living that I am today.

*pauses for gasps*


So anyways, when people would be in the urinals, well, not in them, but when they would be using them, I'd take their wallet, and see what they had in them, take anything of importance, then put the wallet back in their back pocket.

But this was when baggy pants was in, sort of. So it was easier than it would be today.

I actually have total skills. I kno how to steal things, as, stupid as that sounds. In grade 6 and 7, I would always steal my teachers keys, and he wouldnt notice. I would do it a few times every day, and I think he only caught me a handful of times.

He would keep them on his desk, and I would walk up with my math text, and ask him a question I didnt need to know, and I'd place the book over his keys, and hold it. And as he was talking to me about it, I'd slip my pinky finger through the loop of the keys, and slowly squeeze it close to the book so it wouldnt make noise when I walked away. That was only one of the things I would do. I cant really remember how else I'd take them.

I could make a living off of stealing, and conning.

Well, not a living.

[Teuthida]

I was a notorious sushi thief. While everyone steals food at college I would walk out with $20 worth of sushi and snacks at a time...sometimes three time per day. Actually I stole from pretty much every shop on campus at one time. Never was caught.

...well, school screwed me out of a lot of money so was just payback.



I asked about the wallet deal cause I see so many people with their wallet sticking out their back pocket when I commute. It's rather tempting. I myself always keep my wallet in my front right pocket.

[Perfect Stu]

front left pocket

[Bube]

Back right, I can't have it anywhere else...

[Jonbo298]

Back right also but if im uncertain about my surroundings (ie: out of town/new york), I keep it in my right front pocket

[Swan]

Front left....as Sean said any other place feels wrong.

[Acebot44]

Back right pocket.

Chapstick and keys in the front left

Cellphone in the front right