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01-30-2006, 02:22 AM
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Or should I say.. smanger
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My mom just bought a bunch of Sunkist oranges. Man, oranges are my favourite.
But they hurt my finger nails trying to open them. D:
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01-30-2006, 04:10 AM
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Nerd of the Rings
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Use a knife. Much cleaner. I hate oranges because of the mess they usually make. Sticky fingers suck. 
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01-30-2006, 05:04 AM
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I open oranges with my teeth.
Just to get it started anyways.
You bite into the skin, and just rip away a piece.
It's super easy to do, and I love how people give me insane looks when I do it. As if I'm some sort of trendsetter. Or moron.
But my favourite type of orange has to be Mandarin Oranges. The simplicity cant be beat in this day and age.
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01-30-2006, 08:26 AM
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The best way to open an orange is with a spoon. Rip off the top and stick the spoon towards the bottom. It'll fall off itself.
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01-30-2006, 10:30 AM
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Nerd of the Rings
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Mandarins were in my top 3 fruit (together with bananas and apples), but then I discovered that they have the highest rate of pesticides in them. 
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01-30-2006, 10:30 AM
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I love opening oranges/tangerines in one pull. Then the skin looks like a big dong, complete with two balls. It never gets old.
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01-30-2006, 08:18 PM
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oranges are good.
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01-30-2006, 09:55 PM
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I only eat oranges when they're cut in half. Then I go all vampire on them. I actually don't eat the orange. Too fleshy and stuff. It makes me feel like I'm eating a goldfish.
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01-31-2006, 07:36 PM
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A. Naef, 1916b
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The best way to open an orange is with a spoon. Rip off the top and stick the spoon towards the bottom. It'll fall off itself.
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I really will have to try that next time.
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02-01-2006, 12:35 AM
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A. Naef, 1916b
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Originally Posted by Typhoid
You bite into the skin, and just rip away a piece.
It's super easy to do, and I love how people give me insane looks when I do it. As if I'm some sort of trendsetter. Or moron.
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Ok.
You ate sushi before it was deemed popular to do so.
And you have influenced people to peel an orange in your unique manner.
I must keep an eye on you and your ways...
I bite grapefruits to get them started. But the rine leaves a quite bitter taste.
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02-01-2006, 01:23 AM
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John Lennon in '67
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On a semi-fruit-based topic the Spartan apple was developed in the same town as my uncle lives.
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02-01-2006, 02:38 AM
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Oh my, that sounds like those "I sat here first!"-"No, I sat here an hour ago!"-"Well I sat here first because I was born first"-things.
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02-01-2006, 02:52 AM
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Oh my, that sounds like those "I sat here first!"-"No, I sat here an hour ago!"-"Well I sat here first because I was born first"-things.
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I agree.
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02-01-2006, 12:25 PM
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John Lennon in '67
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Oh my, that sounds like those "I sat here first!"-"No, I sat here an hour ago!"-"Well I sat here first because I was born first"-things.
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You're just jealous, and its true by the way.
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