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11-23-2005, 02:53 PM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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Re: Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!
I love the one:
"I have bad luck, one time I fell down the stairs, it was an up escalator, I fell for 2 hours"
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11-23-2005, 03:23 PM
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Fuuton Rasenshuriken
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I love the one:
"I have bad luck, one time I fell down the stairs, it was an up escalator, I fell for 2 hours"
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lol
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11-23-2005, 03:24 PM
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Re: Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!
I would just say that while I laughed at a lot of your jokes.
Sometimes, it is also very important for the set up and transations to work well. And I don't see how some of those jokes flow together, but eh.
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11-23-2005, 03:33 PM
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Did you hear about the thing that was gray with a trunk? My grandma said it was an elephant but I told her it was just a mouse on vacation!
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11-23-2005, 04:05 PM
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Re: Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!
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I would just say that while I laughed at a lot of your jokes.
Sometimes, it is also very important for the set up and transations to work well. And I don't see how some of those jokes flow together, but eh.
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I'm more of a one-liner comic, like Mitch Hedberg or Steven Wright.
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11-23-2005, 05:23 PM
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I got a letter from my first grade english teacher the other day...
"We got a cat. It is black. It likes to run fast and scratch the furniture."
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11-25-2005, 05:36 PM
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Re: Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!
I thought of this while I was falling asleep last night:
"So....I had this argument yesterday with my best friend...over perpetual motion.....it seemed like it went on forever."
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11-25-2005, 06:09 PM
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Re: Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!
I didn't find any of your jokes funny (enough), but perhaps that's because English isn't my native language. I guess it could make a difference. Or the humor in America just is different, I don't know.
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11-25-2005, 06:31 PM
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Re: Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!
Typh- great joke.
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I didn't find any of your jokes funny (enough), but perhaps that's because English isn't my native language. I guess it could make a difference. Or the humor in America just is different, I don't know.
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Well, the thing is - without laughter, and iwthout being in the room with a bunch of drunks... it never seems funny. that seems to be the consensus.
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