Help Darren create a stand up comedy set!

[Teuthida]

Well worth the jail time.

[jeepnut]

*In russian accent*

In Soviet Russia, calendar schedules you!

Not sure where it's from. I learned it from my friends here. Communist jokes are always funny.

[Dyne]

Originally Posted by jeepnut

*In russian accent*

In Soviet Russia, calendar schedules you!

Not sure where it's from. I learned it from my friends here. Communist jokes are always funny.

I went to a Jazz festival in Idaho once, and one of the tenor saxophonists who is there every year is a Russian named Igor Butman. The year I went, there was this clinic, and it turned out being just a long boring talk fest for this guy named Pete Christlieb. He went on and on about his father and how he played basoon for the Wizard of Oz movie, and his time with the Max Weinberg group, and blah blah blah money blah blah blah.

So Igor Butman comes up, and his only advice is, "In Soviet Russia, cheque cashes you."

Standing ovation.

[DarrenMcLeod]

Originally Posted by Dyne

I went to a Jazz festival in Idaho once, and one of the tenor saxophonists who is there every year is a Russian named Igor Butman. The year I went, there was this clinic, and it turned out being just a long boring talk fest for this guy named Pete Christlieb. He went on and on about his father and how he played basoon for the Wizard of Oz movie, and his time with the Max Weinberg group, and blah blah blah money blah blah blah.

So Igor Butman comes up, and his only advice is, "In Soviet Russia, cheque cashes you."

Standing ovation.

he'd kick my ass in this contest.

[MuGen]

Dmac, I suggest you go on the camera, press record and say

"Git R Done!!!"

LOL

[DarrenMcLeod]

Originally Posted by Sony

Dmac, I suggest you go on the camera, press record and say

"Git R Done!!!"

LOL

Hahaha. I'd have to shoot myself.

[Crash]

I love the one:

"I have bad luck, one time I fell down the stairs, it was an up escalator, I fell for 2 hours"