Most Embarassing Sexual Moments

Ginkasa · 06-24-2005, 01:31 AM

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

/me shrugs and walks away

MuGen · 06-24-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Link1130

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

ew?

BlueFire · 06-24-2005, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Link1130

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

Y'know, when it comes to you, it's hard to tell where that's a joke or not.

Yan · 06-24-2005, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

Y'know, when it comes to you, it's hard to tell where that's a joke or not.

I sure hope it is....

Bube · 06-24-2005, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Link1130

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

/me shrugs and walks away

I read that 3 times, and I'm still not sure if I understood it right...

Dyne · 06-24-2005, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Bube

I read that 3 times, and I'm still not sure if I understood it right...

Incest: Fun for the whole family.

Dylflon · 06-24-2005, 03:47 AM

Well that dwarfed my story.

But I think he's kidding. After all he alreayd posted in this thread about being raped by a chipmunk.

Those are very Gamemaster like antics he's getting up to.

Happydude · 06-24-2005, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Dylflon

Well that dwarfed my story.

But I think he's kidding. After all he alreayd posted in this thread about being raped by a chipmunk.

Those are very Gamemaster like antics he's getting up to.

Could Link1130 be GM's replacement while he's away? was he really joking about his mother? and will he do it again?

Stay tuned to the next episode of Dragon Ba.......

erm, sorry.

Fox 6 · 06-24-2005, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Link1130

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

I refuse to believe that story.

Perfect Stu · 06-24-2005, 04:11 PM

I hope it's true...because then I could safely say that I'm not the only GameTavern regular that's had sexual relations with Link's mom

MuGen · 06-24-2005, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

I hope it's true...because then I could safely say that I'm not the only GameTavern regular that's had sexual relations with Link's mom

Joeiss · 06-25-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Perfect Stu

I hope it's true...because then I could safely say that I'm not the only GameTavern regular that's had sexual relations with Link's mom

Lol... so simple, yet so funny.