Most Embarassing Sexual Moments - Page 2

BlueFire · 06-22-2005, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by RagedHybrid

**** you. ass.

lmfao. i forgot to mention my friend frequents these boards everyday.

Happydude · 06-22-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

lmfao. i forgot to mention my friend frequents these boards everyday.

!!!!!!

Ace195 · 06-22-2005, 10:58 PM

Wow, thats just wrong.. And yet oh so funny... Raged I would have done the same thing to you!! Sorry

Fox 6 · 06-22-2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by BLueFire

lmfao. i forgot to mention my friend frequents these boards everyday.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! nice one!

RagedHybrid · 06-22-2005, 11:55 PM

bah. he never lives that down.

Yan · 06-23-2005, 07:36 AM

I actually don't think I have anything to say here...

The closest incident would probably have to be the time where my parents peeked through the slightly opened door to see my boyfriend and I sleeping on the same bed. The irony is, I purposely left it opened so that they know that we aren't up to anything naughty.

I still received a longggggggg lecture from mom though.

Joeiss · 06-23-2005, 06:37 PM

I shot in the girl's nostril. Never talked to her again. Definitely more embarassing for her than me.

Crash · 06-23-2005, 10:44 PM

One time I was at crashettes house and in her bed... her dad walked in and ...lets just say she was hidden under the covers and doing something and couldn't talk.

I just said "oh hi joe... bad timing!"

Hope no one I "Know" reads this....

that was embarrassing.... just like when we were out eating dinner with her family and her mom says "hey Adam, are you two having sex..." out of the freaking blue in the middle of olive garden.... that wasn't cool at ALL!!!!!

Jonbo298 · 06-23-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by RagedHybrid

**** you. ass.

We never would've know if you didnt say anything

Ace195 · 06-23-2005, 11:56 PM

Thats funny crash. I would have said she ran to the bathroom!!.. But hi joe bad timing rawks!!!
+REP

Crash · 06-24-2005, 12:02 AM

yeah, I know.... LOL!!!

Dylflon · 06-24-2005, 12:24 AM

Um...not too embarassing but a bit awkward, my ex-girlfriend and I had just done the deed and I walked her home afterwards because it was late and we didn't want her mom to get suspicious.

Anyways, my sheets were a bit of a mess so I put them in the washing machine. I'm laying on my bed reading and my mom comes into my room. She smelled the room and probably realized what the smell was from. And then she looks at my bed and then me and says "Where are your sheets?"
I respond, "Uhh...in the wash". She raises one eyebrow and slowly closes my door.

Ginkasa · 06-24-2005, 01:31 AM

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

/me shrugs and walks away

MuGen · 06-24-2005, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Link1130

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

ew?

BlueFire · 06-24-2005, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Link1130

Last summer i came home from my job at Frontier City very late. I was super horny (just pent up energy), but, more importantly, I was super super tired.

Well, I made it home without veering off the road. I went up stairs and walked into what I thought was my room and into my bed. Surprisingly (but not disappointingly) I found a girl lying in bed just ready for me to get some of my sexual tension out before letting my drowsiness take over.

Well, we did the nasty, and at the end I found myself a tad bit more awake than when I started. I flipped over to tell the mystery girl how much I appreciated her helping me like this only to found my mother lying next to me.

Fortunately she was asleep by then, and she never mentioned anything afterwards, so I can only hope she thought it was my stepdad...

Still embarassing. Although... It wasn't quite as bad as most people fear... I wouldn't mind a second go if I could get my courage up...

* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

Y'know, when it comes to you, it's hard to tell where that's a joke or not.