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06-12-2005, 09:11 PM
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Re: "men" jokes...
i got those in a forward my mom sent to me a few years ago. they are very funny.
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06-13-2005, 12:00 AM
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Re: "men" jokes...
Q:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A:Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!
(Poster's note: This joke, though considered funny, does not represent the opinions and/or actions of one DarrenMcLeod)
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06-13-2005, 01:23 AM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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Re: "men" jokes...
Q. Why do women fake orgasms?
A. Cause they think we actually care.
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06-13-2005, 01:39 AM
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Re: "men" jokes...
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a second place race horse have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
....wait, is this out of place?
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06-13-2005, 02:53 AM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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Re: "men" jokes...
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Originally Posted by Acebot44
Q: What do Michael Jackson and a second place race horse have in common?
A: They both come in a little behind.
....wait, is this out of place?
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OMG, that was bad........(and completely untrue) 
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06-13-2005, 02:59 AM
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Q: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and zits?
A: Zits done come on a boys face until he is 15.
(This one courtesy of Dylflons brother)
Q:How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2.....because they're stupid.
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06-13-2005, 03:27 AM
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Mr. Mjolnir
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Originally Posted by Typhoid
Q:How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: 2.....because they're stupid.
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06-13-2005, 02:54 PM
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Originally Posted by DarrenMcLeod
Q:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
A:Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!
(Poster's note: This joke, though considered funny, does not represent the opinions and/or actions of one DarrenMcLeod)
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