It's funny cause it's true!

[Xantar]

You've got to be kidding me. And you wonder why nobody takes you seriously?

Honestly, I think Sony themselves would be embarrassed to have fans like you.

And don't start getting into an explanation of how you aren't really jumping down people's throats and that you actually do have a sense of humor and that you aren't really a totally mindless, knee-jerk fanboy. It's not going to help. Trust me on that.