The car that is better than you.

[Vampyr]

If I owned a car like that, I would lock it up in a garage, and never drive it, and never let anyone else see it except through bullet proof glass. I would never drive it anywhere because some asshole would key it or run into it.

Except one night I would probably get drunk with my friends, and be like "Oh ****, the Cavalier is out of gas, lets take the Proche!".

Then I would wreck, and the doctor would be like:
"You had a nice car"
me: "yup"

Then he'd probably let me die for what I had done.

Of course if I really did own a car like that I would pay to have my own private closed driving course built to drive it on.