sup, i'm more or less new here

[fingersman]

Originally posted by -apu-
ummm, hi, my name is apu and i'm a final fantasy-a-holic, I have been final fantasy free for the last 2 months, but thats only because my girlfriend took my final fantasy 7.
anyways, gt looks cool and i will do all in my power to make fun of happydude at every possible occasion

Another newbie...this is getting repeative...so there will be no clever set ups, no tricks, no lies.

Just hold out your hand so I can chop off your fingers ok??
*turns around to sharpen knife*
It's quite painless you know.....it's all happens very fast, so your nerves don't get to....
*turns around*
*sees -apu- running away*
Hey don't run man...damn it
*runs after -apu-*
*catches him, ties him down and chops off his fingers and toes*

There...now you see what you made me do?? I was only going to chop off your fingers...but you ran, that's extra work man on my part.....now if you had just stood still...none of this would have happened...but noooooooo.

*walks away while -apu- screams in pain*
Now where am I going to put these toes???

*turns around and shouts*
Oh, WELCOME TO GT, HOPE YOU HAVE FUN HERE
*continues to walk home*