Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

[Dark Samurai]

This has got to be the best (well to me mostly)

Vin Diesel is the only person in existance to beat BattleToads without dying.

THATS BULL!!! EVERYONE DIES!!! jk

[Dyne]

Contrary to popular belief, Trix are also for Vin Diesel.

[Teuthida]

Vin Diesel's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program.

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Danchastu

Vin Diesel's Rectum houses a community for the smurf witness protection program.

WTF?!?!?!

[Typhoid]

Vin Diesel runs with scissors.

Vin Diesel really has taken someone's eye out with that.

He is saving all of his money so he can hire Christopher Lloyd to build him a time machine because he'd like to prevent the formation of The Monkees.

Vin Diesel actually shot the sheriff and the deputy, he just let Eric Clapton take the blame.

Vin Diesel's shadow has a shadow. And its name is Keanu Reeves.

He knows where you sleep.

Vin Diesel created the word "hello". Up until that point, people greeted each other with the word "schpadoinkle".

[Fox 6]

Vin Diesel once had Parkinson's disease, but he managed to shake it off.

[KillerGremlin]

On a job application, when asked if he was bilingual, Vin Diesel wrote, "No. I only like girls."

Vin Diesel is the Holy Grail.

Vin Diesels pubic hair is made of depleted uranium.

If Vin Diesel was in the movie Battlefield Earth, it would have made $852 billion in box office revenue in its first thirty seconds of release.