A few jokes I found funny

[Bube]

Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

Ahahahaha, oh man, that's f*cking gold.

This thread is also f*cking old.

No offense meant to anybody.

[Canyarion]

Yeah that would be me. I wanted to post a joke but didn't want to open a new thread.

[MuGen]

Whose in the mood for a classic?

A knot walks into a bar, asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind."
The knot walks outside and asks someone to fray his ends.
The knot walks back into the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?"
The knot replies, "I'm a frayed knot"

[D-Man]

George W. Bush is in England and he is having diner with Queen Elizabeth. He turns and tells her: "Your country is great, I really like the way things are getting done over here."

She responds: "That's because I know how to get intelligent people in important positions. Here's an example. Tony Blair! Please come here Tony!"

TB: "Yes, can I help you?"
Q: "Tony, your mother had a child, it's not your brother, nor your sister, who is it?"
TB: "Well... hum... I guess it would be me!"
Q: "Good job darling."
GWB: "That's nice, that's really nice, I'll have to try that..."

George later flies back to Washington, once there, he asks for Colin Powell to come at his office.

GWB:"Colin, let me ask you a question.. your mother had a child, it's not your brother, nor your sister, who is it?"
CP:"Hum... that's a good question... I'll have to think of it... let me get back to you on that..."

Colin then goes see Dick Cheney

CP:"Hey Dick, George asked me a question and I don't know what to say."
DC:"Well, what was it?"
CP:"He asked me, your mother had a child, it's not your brother, nor your sister, who is it?"
DC:"Well that's easy, it would be me. Or you in that case."
CP:"Oh right... I.. I get it..."

Colin goes back to see Mr. Bush

CP:"After thinking hard about it, I found out the answer to your question."
GWB:"Well, what is it?"
CP:"The answer is Dick Cheney!"
says Colin Powell all proud
GWB:"No, no, dammit, of course not you idiot!!!!
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It's Tony Blair!"

[Bube]

That one's a classic!

And...D-Man? You're back?

[D-Man]

Well, not really. I don't have time to get involved and post regurlarly. I still like to drop in from time to time and read a couple of topics. It's a great forum with lots of nice people.

I only have the internet at school or on the weekends while I'm back at my old home since I now live in an apartment near the university I go to. With all the studies, work, girlfriend and hockey, gaming has been put on the side for now.

[Canyarion]

Hm, sounds like my future story, which isn't bad.

Edit: more Bush: http://masteroni.student.utwente.nl/hu.html (soundclip)

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Canyarion

Hm, sounds like my future story, which isn't bad.

Edit: more Bush: http://masteroni.student.utwente.nl/hu.html (soundclip)

a bit old though