You just have to remember the saying, "If you don't look for a relationship in a woman first, they'll look for one in you."
Yes!
I hadn't heard that beforehand... but it's working out quite nicely.
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As I climb onto your back, I will promise not to sting.
I will tell you what you want to hear and not mean anything.
As I treat you like a dog, and I shoot my venom in,
You pretend you never knew that I am a scorpion.