U.S. Hostage Appears to Be Toy

[Crash]

in other news iraqi's have captured a british soldier and are holding them ransom for some $120,000,000

the soldier is described as scared and missing his family...although they wouldn't let him speak on camera

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[Professor S]

They must be getting desperate if they're reduced to using toys. The elections are a huge success and now this. Who would've thunk it?

Oh yeah... GW BUSH! BOW DOWN MOTHER F'ERS!!!

*runs out of thread protecting head and testes from hurled garbage*

[Blackmane]

Originally Posted by The Strangler

*runs out of thread protecting head and testes from hurled garbage*

Now why would you use that old fashioned way of texting an action when you have the / me command?

/me questions The Strangler's crazy old-fashioned ways.

[Professor S]

I'm old. New things care and confuse me. That why I bought robot insurance for when the metal giants come for my precious bodily fluids.

/me takes geritol and complains about all the violence and moral vacuity of TV

[Joeiss]

They rescued him!!!

http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=321189

[GameMaster]

Oh my goodness!

[Crash]

bush to the rescue bey beyyyy