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Originally Posted by Vampyr

I agree. Who cares what you sticky, you buy it you use it.

If I buy the sticky option, I want to use it on whatever I want. Who cares what the subject matter is?

Well hey, why stop with sticky threads, then? I want to be able to buy spam! For a certain number of doubloons, I'll be able to buy, let's say, a dozen two word posts. Yeah, it'll be great. I'll be able to use them in whatever thread I want.

Oh, and let's give people the ability to buy advertisements with their doubloons, too. Buy the option and you can make a thread dedicated solely to pimping your fansite. Combine it with the sticky option to ensure that lots of people will see it!

Oooh! I know! Let's give people the option to buy post edits. This will be a really privileged item, obviously. Make it worth something like 2,000 doubloons. For that amount, you will be able to edit anybody's post to say anything at all you want. You can get Perfect Stu to admit to lesbian tendencies. Or get Fingersman to hit on underage girls in the forum. It would be so worth it!

Edit: Ok...actually, the staff is ahead of me. For 2,555 doubloons, you can be moderator for a month. Which I suppose includes not only editing ability but moving, deleting and closing threads as well.

You do know I was kidding, right?