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02-01-2005, 10:43 AM
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Man pees way out of snow trap
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/01...lanche_escape/
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Hot on the heels of the tremendous news that beer can help fight cancer, we are delighted to report that a Slovak man trapped in his car by an avalanche urinated his way to freedom after working his way through 60 half-litre bottles of beer.
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02-01-2005, 11:59 AM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
I read this a few days ago, it was quite humourous 
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02-01-2005, 01:10 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
who said alcohol is bad for u? 
it saves lives!...or a life...whichever 
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02-01-2005, 01:45 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
Holy crap. The stench of urine must have been enough after a while to make him burrow his way out.
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02-01-2005, 01:50 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
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Holy crap. The stench of urine must have been enough after a while to make him burrow his way out.
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When your drunk, does it matter? 
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02-01-2005, 01:51 PM
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When your drunk, does it matter? |
Oh yea, I failed to take that into consideration. He was probably having a great time, come to think of it.
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02-01-2005, 03:43 PM
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This story is..... inspiring. |
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02-01-2005, 04:22 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
I could live off Smirnoff Vodka.
Well....you know...until I inevitably died from alcohol poisoning.
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02-01-2005, 07:21 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
The story is inspiring because the man relies on Mother Nature and Father Drunkard to attain freedom.
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02-01-2005, 07:50 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
Is Father Drunkard a raging alcoholic who beat the "pee" out of Father Time and took Mother Nature with him?
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02-01-2005, 07:51 PM
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Precisely! |
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02-01-2005, 08:31 PM
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i could probably drink smirnoff ice triple black all day...until of coarse i get sick and stuff... |
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02-01-2005, 08:34 PM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
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i could probably drink smirnoff ice triple black all day...until of coarse i get sick and stuff...
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Its been said.
Nice try junior. 
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I could live off Smirnoff Vodka.
Well....you know...until I inevitably died from alcohol poisoning.
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02-01-2005, 08:39 PM
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Its been said.
Nice try junior.
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yes...i know...and i was refering to your post, was just too lazy to go back and quote it... |
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02-02-2005, 01:01 AM
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Re: Man pees way out of snow trap
I could die off Everclear.
...is that the same idea?
Oh, fine. Smirrnoff is good.
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