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Old 02-01-2005, 10:35 AM   #1
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...30/wgerm30.xml

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A 25-year-old waitress who turned down a job providing "sexual services'' at a brothel in Berlin faces possible cuts to her unemployment benefit under laws introduced this year.


Prostitution was legalised in Germany just over two years ago and brothel owners – who must pay tax and employee health insurance – were granted access to official databases of jobseekers.
One day prostitutes will unite to fight for the legalization of their great art everywhere! What a proud day that will be.
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Old 02-01-2005, 11:04 AM   #2
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That's sick!
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Old 02-01-2005, 12:01 PM   #3
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Very.....interesting?
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Old 02-01-2005, 01:47 PM   #4
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Could you imagine what it would be like if prostitution was legal here in America?

...your right, nothing would change.
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Old 02-01-2005, 03:46 PM   #5
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The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe.
Whoa, hot!

Oh well, every country has it's down-sides.. but then that's just up-sides for others.
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Old 02-01-2005, 04:19 PM   #6
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Could you imagine what it would be like if prostitution was legal here in America?

...your right, nothing would change.

It is legal.


Dont you ever look in the newspaper and see those ads?

Prostitution is legal if you make it a business, and run it in the form of phone-in call girls.

Maybe thats just here. All I know is in "The Province" (The Newspaper) thre are sometimes 2 or 3 pages dedicated to things like that.
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Old 02-01-2005, 04:24 PM   #7
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They get away with it by not explicitly offering that service. It's companionship they are selling.

<- that kind of companionship
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Old 02-01-2005, 04:44 PM   #8
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The waitress, an unemployed information technology professional, had said that she was willing to work in a bar at night and had worked in a cafe.
Whoa, hot!

Oh well, every country has it's down-sides.. but then that's just up-sides for others.


I must agree Dyne!
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Old 02-01-2005, 07:18 PM   #9
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Why didn't she just stick with the waitress? Picky people these days...
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Old 02-02-2005, 09:25 AM   #10
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hmm...so now the government decides what's moral and immoral to do...interesting.
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Old 02-02-2005, 11:17 AM   #11
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Yeah that's the task of religion.... but who cares about that nowadays? So the government just fills the gap in that department I guess...
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