Michael Jackson Due in Court Today

[Dyne]

I wonder what kind of questions are on the questionnaire?

Imagine if you will... Julio, a head of a major court, sits down to construct a very important survey.


"Hmmm..."

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Case - Is Michael Jackson guilty of knocking up a kid

1. Have you heard of Michael Jackson?
Yes [ ] No [ ] ..Mustard [ ]

2. If so, have you listened to his music?
Yes [ ] No [ ] ..Green [ ]

3. Did you enjoy the said music?
Yes, only the eighties stuff [ ]
Yes, only the nineties stuff [ ]
I'm wearing a little watch on my.. [ ]
Pink, sort of [ ]
I love it all [ ]

4. What colour underwear are you wearing right now.
I love it all [ ]
Yes, only the seventies stuff [ ]
I'm under the age of consent for my geographic area [ ]