Play Star Fox Assault Early!

[GameMaster]

I just hooked my N64 up a couple days ago and have been playing StarFox 64, how fitting? I hope we get to find out what happened to Fox's father after Fox defeats the real Andross from SF64.

[Crash]

"nothing, nothings wrong"


Star fox 64 was fun, but it was a big dissappointment for me....(even though I played it all day every day)

it just was too short....I hope this one takes more than 30 minutes to beat

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

I just hooked my N64 up a couple days ago and have been playing StarFox 64, how fitting? I hope we get to find out what happened to Fox's father after Fox defeats the real Andross from SF64.

Fox's father IS Andross.

Calling it before it happens.

[Ginkasa]

Besides the fact that we actually see James and Andross in the same place (which is all the evidence against you need right there), I don't think Andross has any of the...eh...necessary organs.


/me shrugs and walks away

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Link1130

Besides the fact that we actually see James and Andross in the same place (which is all the evidence against you need right there), I don't think Andross has any of the...eh...necessary organs.


* Link1130 shrugs and walks away

...holograms, dude....

[Canyarion]

Crash, don't give us that bullcrap that SF64 (or Lylat Wars) was only 30 minutes long. Sure, you could beat it within an hour, but the total time of fun you had with it.... like you said, all day, every day.
Just so many ways to beat the game.

And I don't think Andross is James McCloud.
BTW did you ever notice how there is a James McCloud in F-Zero X (and perhaps also GX)???

[fingersman]

Fox's father : "Never give up fox, you must use the force"
Starfox: "Who are you?"
Fox's father: "I am Andross, your real father"
Starfox: " NOooooooooooooooo, I don't believe it......"
Andross: "But it's true"

*volin music starts to play*
Starfox: " how come you never wrote me?*
Andross: " Well I was busy trying to take over the universe and stuff plus I had so many women I had to test and see if you were legit, you wouldn't believe how much I get harrassment for child care money"

Starfox: " Wait a second, you don't have the necessary tools for intercourse"
Andross: " Your right, I was lying, bwhahhahaaah"
*Andross drops an H bomb on Fox"
Starfox: " Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
*Slippy on the intercom*
Slipppy: " Fox....Noooooooo, Fox, Fox, Foxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!"

Yup that's how my storyline would go, I think Nintendo should hire me.

[DimHalo]

I'm still trying to kill Andross in Starfox Adventures

[Null]

Originally Posted by Canyarion

Crash, don't give us that bullcrap that SF64 (or Lylat Wars) was only 30 minutes long. Sure, you could beat it within an hour, but the total time of fun you had with it.... like you said, all day, every day.
Just so many ways to beat the game.

And I don't think Andross is James McCloud.
BTW did you ever notice how there is a James McCloud in F-Zero X (and perhaps also GX)???

no he was right. WAY too short, and WAY too easy. it was a fun game, which is why it was dissapointing. if it was a crappy game no one would care. but since it was good, its dissapointing that it ends so quickly.

i beat the game the same day i bought it. maybe 2 hours out of it... i returned it same day too. hehe.

[thatmariolover]

While I agree it was way too easy, Starfox for the SNES wasn't that much longer. I could beat the difficult path in probably an hour (generally times would be the same for everybody since you go at a set pace, but boss battle speed changes a lot).

Hopefully this one adds a lot to the series.