OK. Let's break it down...
The problem:
Oyster "looks like Jesus." True or False?
Take a look at the similarities between the two.
Oyster
Jesus
While there are a few similarities, it cannot be ignored that the oyster also looks like
other familiar faces. Previously stated are Telly and Kerry.
Telly
Kerry
Also seen in these pictures are similarities held between a few familiar faces and the oyster at question. However, if more similarities are held between either Telly or Kerry with the oyster than that which are common between Jesus (or at least... an artist's image of Jesus) and the oyster, would the oyster be said to look like one of them - and therefore not look like Jesus?
So, I suggest we go on a holy quest to find what this oyster closest resembles, to save the face of Jesus Christ! (AMEN!)
Here are a few examples.
(from left to right: alien, halloween mask, goggle art, doll, movie mask)
If we are able to find out what this oyster closest resembles, and somehow let this crazy oyster-observer accurately describe it to avoid angry eBay customers... will it sell for as much as if he'd push the minute semblances between it and Jesus?
...
P.S. Sex still sells.
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EDIT:
My thoughts on it all? Based on what ALSO looks like the oyster, this guy must believe that Jesus was pretty damned ugly (no offense to Kerry, though).
Another thought... if all of these things closely resemble the oyster, and the oyster closely resembles Jesus....
....
Was Telly designed to look like Jesus? *gasp*
Better yet... was Jesus an alien?
Re: it used to b sex...now its religion that sells...
Just Kidding 
... Maybe john kerry is going to hell for turning on his troops under his command, that I'm pretty sure is breaking a commandment.. 
U.S.ARMY backwards = Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up 
Hybrid Mode
