Raspberries!

GameMaster · 12-14-2004, 09:50 PM

That was a great story.

Even though you're not enjoying it right now, I'm sure you'll love it too if you survive your lectures and the old lady's wrath. It would have been funny if you were cleaning the old lady's shirt and you accidently pressed too hard and she accused you of feeling her. When you get embarrassed, does your face turn red? Also, did a lot of customers witness the accident? If so, did they laugh when it happened or did they avoid the area?

TheSlyMoogle · 12-14-2004, 11:04 PM

Great Story, Here is mine:

A Penny for your Trouble sir:

I used to work at McDonald's right? What a krappy job that was. When I went on my break (30 minutes) I had a half off discount I could use. So I did, everyday.

One particular day I was standing in line after ordering and I was kinda bored. So I had a penny and I thought to myself "Hey, I'll try this penny out as a hacky sack!"

So there I was kicking this penny around waiting for my food. Well there was this group of old men who come into McDonald's every day and always get the same thing no matter what time a day "Coffee with 2 cream and 2 sugar"

Then they always took off the lids. They sat in their little corner and talked about things. Who knows what they talked about.

So anyway there I was kicking this penny when all of a sudden on like a 3rd hit, ZOOM!!!

That thing flew and hit a wall and banked right into one the older people's coffee...

There was a look at them and a look at me... Then he said "Son what in the hell are you doing?"

Needless to say It wasn't a great idea, and I had to go make him another coffee. I spent my entire break apologizing and couldn't eat until after work. Luckily he didn't complain to the manager, or so I thought! The next day the head manager said he complained to her, and she couldn't really do anything as long as I wasn't in uniform, and she asked if I was? Of course I wasn't I told her. I was getting ready to leave the building, and had changed.

Of course I was in uniform, and I lied. He he, so sue me!

GameMaster · 12-14-2004, 11:21 PM

One time a priest hired me to finish entering all of his church music into a database. The day that I went to do it, he was at the church having a meeting with some people. I was in the office entering the information and he or someone else had already entered a good amount of music. So as I was working on it, I accidently deleted it all and then I intended to hit 'Control Z' to undo the deletion but I accidently hit 'Control S' instead! Oh man, I was scared. Luckily he was in a meeting so I abrubtly interrupted it to tell him I was finished. So I put my coat on and exited the church from the side exit. Put on my helmet and rode home. He never called me back to do more work after that day. And I made a point never to ride my bicycle by the church again. I wish I could've seen the expression on his face when he went to his computer. I wonder if he said any bad words? The finale to my story is that he had paid me in advance because he knew he would be busy with the meeting when I finished. So basically, I got $20 to delete his church song database.

Swan · 12-15-2004, 12:00 AM

Oh GM, you're o corky. Corky like a fox...a very sexual fox.

I can't wait until I get a job so that I can have these stories of my own.

Crash · 12-15-2004, 01:38 AM

heh, she deserved it... shoulda been a bag of flour though... ha hah a.

TheSlyMoogle · 12-15-2004, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

One time a priest hired me to finish entering all of his church music into a database. The day that I went to do it, he was at the church having a meeting with some people. I was in the office entering the information and he or someone else had already entered a good amount of music. So as I was working on it, I accidently deleted it all and then I intended to hit 'Control Z' to undo the deletion but I accidently hit 'Control S' instead! Oh man, I was scared. Luckily he was in a meeting so I abrubtly interrupted it to tell him I was finished. So I put my coat on and exited the church from the side exit. Put on my helmet and rode home. He never called me back to do more work after that day. And I made a point never to ride my bicycle by the church again. I wish I could've seen the expression on his face when he went to his computer. I wonder if he said any bad words? The finale to my story is that he had paid me in advance because he knew he would be busy with the meeting when I finished. So basically, I got $20 to delete his church song database.

You could have at least left the 20 bucks there.

DimHalo · 12-15-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GameMaster

That was a great story.

Even though you're not enjoying it right now, I'm sure you'll love it too if you survive your lectures and the old lady's wrath. It would have been funny if you were cleaning the old lady's shirt and you accidently pressed too hard and she accused you of feeling her. When you get embarrassed, does your face turn red? Also, did a lot of customers witness the accident? If so, did they laugh when it happened or did they avoid the area?

You sound like the people on the TBS commercials. Investigating the situation to decide whether or not it is laugh-worthy...

KillerGremlin · 12-15-2004, 03:53 PM

Nah, I don't get embarrassed easily. I mean, I was trying not to burst out laughing so I could properly handel the situation.

My face doesn't turn red either, I just quickly went over there and apologized. I don't know....I still need to face the main manager tomorrow, but I'm feeling a lot better about the whole situation, especially now that almost everyone working at the store has probably heard about it.

Lol Gamemaster, that's so mean. I bet he put a curse on you or something.

Swan · 12-15-2004, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by KillerGremlin

Nah, I don't get embarrassed easily. I mean, I was trying not to burst out laughing so I could properly handel the situation.

My face doesn't turn red either, I just quickly went over there and apologized. I don't know....I still need to face the main manager tomorrow, but I'm feeling a lot better about the whole situation, especially now that almost everyone working at the store has probably heard about it.

Lol Gamemaster, that's so mean. I bet he put a curse on you or something.

He's not a gypsy.