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Old 11-15-2004, 12:27 PM   #1
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Good to know you're not rushing into anything...
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Re: The Family
Old 11-15-2004, 02:39 PM   #2
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Eh, most of my girlfriends' parents liked me, all smiles and everything. One of the dad's socked me pretty good though cuz he thought me and his daughter had "done stuff" if you know what I mean.
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Re: The Family
Old 11-15-2004, 04:05 PM   #3
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Eh, most of my girlfriends' parents liked me, all smiles and everything. One of the dad's socked me pretty good though cuz he thought me and his daughter had "done stuff" if you know what I mean.
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I don't know what you mean...like, holding hands?
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:11 PM   #4
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I don't know what you mean...like, holding hands?
I think he meant more like entangling their legs around one another completley undressed on a beach.
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:20 PM   #5
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I think he meant more like entangling their legs around one another completley undressed on a beach.
There are beaches in Minnesota?
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:42 PM   #6
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There are beaches in Minnesota?
Sure, the Great Lakes have beaches.

I don't think I'd want to do it on a beach though. If you walk around on a beach, somehow sand finds its way into the darkerst corners of your body. I can't imagine how messy beach love would be.

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Old 11-15-2004, 05:16 PM   #7
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Sure, the Great Lakes have beaches.

I don't think I'd want to do it on a beach though. If you walk around on a beach, somehow sand finds its way into the darkers corners of your body. I can't imagine how messy beach love would be.
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:07 PM   #8
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Sure, the Great Lakes have beaches.

I don't think I'd want to do it on a beach though. If you walk around on a beach, somehow sand finds its way into the darkerst corners of your body. I can't imagine how messy beach love would be.

I wouldn't want to do it on a beach. I hate having sand all over my body. But in a waterfall could be fun
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Old 11-16-2004, 01:19 PM   #9
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lesse....my girlfriend's family is quite..unique i gues you could say. the mom's very nice, likes to chat about anything. the dad's well, not mundane, but not strange. probably the closest to "level-headed" as possible, but is barly around. her sister is well in a word... a b*tch. seriously. basically, her sister hates me, but meh, whaddya gonna do? and, well my girlfriend, is just nice. We each have our quirks, but she's nice.

so, yeah. that's my lil description. some of the stories are like..way to odd and long, so i won't even bother typing out any of them yet...
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:23 PM   #10
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Old 11-15-2004, 07:09 PM   #11
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Good to know you're not rushing into anything...
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Old 11-15-2004, 07:27 PM   #12
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Yeah, was there a joke behind that remark? Cause then I didn't get it.
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:33 PM   #13
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Yeah, was there a joke behind that remark? Cause then I didn't get it.
Me neither. But if I was guessing I would say that everyone thinks you ARE rushing into something. o_O

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I can't imagine how messy beach love would be.
I think making love is just messy in general.

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I wouldn't want to do it on a beach. I hate having sand all over my body. But in a waterfall could be fun
I would do it on the beach first then the waterfall.


And for the record, I am amazed on how a topic about our relation's parents went to sex.

Pleasently amazed, yet amazed non the less.
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:47 PM   #14
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Speaking of Parents having sex...

I was hanging out with this gamer chick named Karen one night. We were at her house playing Halo Co-op and her dad walked by during a cut-scene, laughed, and walked away. We got bored so I asked if she wanted to go for a walk. Said yes, told parents we'd be back in an hour. About 20 mins and a couple blocks down her street she remembers that someone has to call her that so we run back to her house.
The Lights were out (it was about 10. Screw curfew) so we thought her parents were sleeping. Quietly she opened the door, and we walked up stairs to her room. Tip-toeing by her parents bedroom we here giggling. Ears to door, we found out that her dad's new nickname was Master Chief She blushes and sneak into her room and naturally I stay and listen Video game logic made me assume that mom would be Cortana, but sadly I heard her dad say "I'm ready to land Captain Keyes." Fun night.
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Re: The Family
Old 11-15-2004, 09:55 PM   #15
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.....that never happened, did it. LOL.

I wouldn't be surprised though, people do weird things.

I'd do it in a waterfall too......that'd be cool. And then you could be like, "I did it in a waterfall!"

Parents and sex are two things I don't want to hear.
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