Hey, since this is a TAVERN and all...

[Dyne]

The journey home was a little interesting. On my way out, putting away my laptop and talking to my Uncle, I stuck my hand in to the front pocket of my laptop bag - only to be gifted with THROBBING, STINGING PAIN on my right finger. I squint a little, and look at my nail. I see a little ink inside. I think nothing of it. So, I said goodbye and was off. On the way home, I get a cop in front of me, and he starts wailing his sirens. Turns out, he just wanted to pass the slow guy in front of him. I drive a little farther, and see that he's caught someone. I drive by the liquor store, and people are outside yelling. Another cop car pulls behind me, and I think nothing of it. I try my best not to speed, but oh my god.. he starts wailing HIS sirens too. This time, he's behind me. Funnily enough, I was contemplating merging right anyways. So, the cop SCREAMS past me. I breathe a sigh of relief. Farther up, I'm confirmed that it was the other half of the robbers that they caught.

Yeah, so I got home alright. In the bathroom just now, though, I got a better look at the "ink." Yeah, I thought it was just a little ink, but it turns out I jammed my finger on to my mechanical pencil, and it stuck a 7mm piece of pencil lead right up between my soft finger flesh and nail. It's DEEP. I cut back my nail the most I could, but it looks like it's in there for good. I just have to wait.

I still swear two Buds had no effect on me.