Worst Commercials

Joeiss · 03-13-2002, 09:06 PM

I was just wondering what commercials you absolutely hate. I just saw that Pop Tarts commercial. Damn I hate it. It takes place in this parking lot, and there are some nice looking cars. Then, there is a pop tart and everbody is standing around it. The pop tart is moving back and forth making skidding sounds. And a guy yells out "DAMN!!!!". Or at least that is what I think he says. Anyways, it is a really, really stupid commercial.

Perfect Stu · 03-13-2002, 09:35 PM

In Comic Book Store Guy's Voice:

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Joeiss · 03-13-2002, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Perfect Stu
In Comic Book Store Guy's Voice:

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Wow. Thanks for replying with a great post to add to the topic.

Gamer · 03-13-2002, 10:07 PM

hmm, the onlt commercial that really hate is the IBM commercials, where they have the song thats like " Do you really want a clone"? and then some *** pops up and is like " NOO WAY!" i hate that frikkin commercial.

I like the Viagra commercial with the " Good Morning" song and i like the commercial for Molson Canadian where the guy is in a store and there is a hot chick looking at him, he looks down at this little moose thing and its head is bobbing, saying yes. He goes up to her and she is liike "HI" in some wierdo voice and her teeth are all sic, its so helarious, then the guy runs out of the store, OMG i love that commercial.

GameMaster · 03-13-2002, 10:23 PM

I hate the Cookie Crisp commercial where this radio host is doing a feature on Cookie Crisp and having people call in to make a comment about the cereal. So the two most absolutley ( adult language ) kids call in and say Cookie Crisp in a howling way like the dog does it. One is this dumb little boy who looks likes a female. The other is a girl that looks like boy. Arghhh! I just want to kill those kids!!!

Jin · 03-14-2002, 10:48 PM

I'm not sure if it was for furniture, or something else, but this one commercial that's running here for a local store has this horribly done computer animation dancing in the corner while they show off their store. The combination of the computer animation thing, the horrible music, and the people dancing while they shop makes it the worst commercial I've ever seen. Once I see it again I'll tell you what store it is.

Xantar · 03-14-2002, 11:49 PM

I've seen plenty of bad commercials around here because lots of small stores advertise on Montgomery cable (fortunately, I got away from all that when I went to Swarthmore. Unfortunately, I'm home for spring break).

But there are too many of those commercials for me to talk about here. I'll just talk about the ones that I currently hate.

1. The Pepsi one with Britney Spears trying to sing a musical number in the style of the 40s (at least I think it's the 40s. Why else would it be in black and white?)

2. "Dude, you're need a Dell." I hate that guy.

3. The vast majority of car commercials and especially the Mitsubishi one with a girl doing some kind of trance dancing in the passenger seat while the other passengers pretend that she's cool.

03-15-2002, 06:28 AM

The one for Blimpie with that extremely annoying girl trying to fake a brooklyn accent. "Subway small. Blimpie bigga. Cheese with names. If ya really hungry (smacks stomach) go to Blimpie. Anything else...is a biiiiiiiig misssssstake!"

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.