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Re: What don't you like about yourself?
Old 09-13-2004, 10:22 PM   #1
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-My incredibly ginormous penis


I know, it's such a hassle having to carry one of those around.
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Re: What don't you like about yourself?
Old 09-14-2004, 12:39 AM   #2
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I know, it's such a hassle having to carry one of those around.
Take a tip from the Butthole Surfers and get a Detachable Penis.
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Re: What don't you like about yourself?
Old 09-14-2004, 12:44 AM   #3
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Take a tip from the Butthole Surfers and get a Detachable Penis.
That song scares me. Id hate to wake up and not be able to find my penis.
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Re: What don't you like about yourself?
Old 09-14-2004, 01:33 AM   #4
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I used to not like my hair, so I cut it off... and now everybody says they loved it.

What a weird world.

Let's see, other things.. no, nothing with women (in fact I'm too good for my own good..), body is ok and there's nothing I hate, Penis is well-sized, and.. well..

Nothing. I really do love myself.

Except for my blond facial hair. WTF. DAMN YOU FACIAL HAIR. I try to grow something decent and you can't even see it at 10 feet away. Gay, totally gay. I don't really mind it in the end though; I just use it to catch my dribbles out my coffee and tea. I drop, it catches. <3
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:42 AM   #5
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Except for my blond facial hair. WTF. DAMN YOU FACIAL HAIR. I try to grow something decent and you can't even see it at 10 feet away. Gay, totally gay. I don't really mind it in the end though; I just use it to catch my dribbles out my coffee and tea. I drop, it catches. <3


By the end of the day, IF i shave in the morning, i have a beard and mustache again. Its not cool man.
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Re: What don't you like about yourself?
Old 09-14-2004, 02:39 AM   #6
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By the end of the day, IF i shave in the morning, i have a beard and mustache again. Its not cool man.
Then grow something.
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:38 AM   #7
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Then grow something.


No, because then with my hair the way it is, and a beard and stache, i would look like a bum. A Transient. A hobo. A panhandler. A homeless person. A drifter. A dirty person who molests babies in their spare time, and homeless people have tons of that.

Plus facial hair doesnt really suit me, i have my sideburns goin, but since i havent shaved the majority of them, the hair is like, almost 2 inches long, so i end up having facial pubes. It would look better if i shaved, but i cant think of what i would look like without my face pubes and long hair.
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