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Old 09-03-2004, 12:43 AM   #61
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...by double-decker bus. 'Course the bus was late today thanks to some plonker who was swearing up and down that he had exact change for the ride hidden somewhere in the 500 pockets he had on his cargo pants. God, I hate crap like that. I mean, would it seriously hurt you to wait for the next bus while you hunt through your cavernous pantaloons? But I digress. So anyway...
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Old 09-03-2004, 12:56 AM   #62
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... upon boarding the bus he was greeted with an hour long session of forced love-making with an animal. No one said the trip would be easy. Now feeling completley spent, Bob lied down on one of the bus's benches. All of a sudden...
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Old 09-03-2004, 12:58 AM   #63
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He Blew up.





































Or did he?
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Old 09-03-2004, 01:14 AM   #64
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Yes, yes he did.

















And there, knawing on the pieces was the monster of a man...
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Old 09-03-2004, 02:10 AM   #65
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Bobacanush, whom was responsible for pilfering many old ladies purses. He was a gentle fellow, with a tendency to steal things. Unfortunately for him the pieces he was gnawing on were....
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Old 09-03-2004, 10:30 AM   #66
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...were pieces of bones, which came from...
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:10 PM   #67
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his own body. Yes, the monster had finally tracked down the man that had stolen all of his bones. He took his bones back and...
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:17 PM   #68
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...put them back into his body. He lived happily ever after.



























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Old 09-03-2004, 03:24 PM   #69
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No. He didn't. He soon after found outthat he had lung cancer. There was only one cure and it was...
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:25 PM   #70
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The worst damn band ever. () But he was sad about his cancer, and he didnt know what the cure was, then in came a doctor and told him it was..
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:25 PM   #71
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The worst damn band ever. () But he was sad about his cancer, and he didnt know what the cure was, then in came a doctor and told him it was..
What are your goals in life?When was this exactly?
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:27 PM   #72
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The monster was confused by this statement so he...
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Old 09-03-2004, 03:29 PM   #73
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he asked "What type of cancer is it?"

"Mega cancer" the doctor answered. "And there is no cure to mega cancer, because it is so mega, the only thing you can do is..."
All of a sudden the doctor...
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:05 PM   #74
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He Blew up.
What the heck is wrong with you? 100s of kids died today because some terrorist blew himself up.
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Old 09-03-2004, 04:07 PM   #75
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What the heck is wrong with you? 100s of kids died today because some terrorist blew himself up.

I dont know if you noticed, but i wrote it yesterday.....being before it happened.

And dont ruin the flow of the story.


Why not get mad at Dylflon for saying he had lung Cancer? Thousands of people die a day from lung cancer.
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