School sucks...

[Typhoid]

The title speaks the truth, i wouldnt lie.

Well, it turns out i was able to drop math 12, and still have enough credits to graduate granted i pass them. So now my schedule is:

Semester 1

French 12----A
Math 11----C
Info Tech 12----D
Marketing 11----E

Semester 2

English 12----A
Geography 12----C
Geology 12----D


I guess it turned out fine.

But me and this girl who both failed Math 11 planned on having it together for the whole time we knew we failed, and it turns out it is actually impossible for us to both have Math 11 in the same class this year.

Damn.

But i do have English with her, so were happy about that.


I went "back to school" shopping with my mom..( yes I admit it, my mommy pays for my clothes) and i spent more money than i ever have on myself...or anyone...or ever. Its hard to know how much you have spent when your parent isnt constantly saying " Lets check the price of that"

And i still need to buy a watch and a chain before Tuesday.

When i was coming out of Sportcheck after buying shinpads for Soccer, the girl who was at the register hinted to me she works on Friday. So I am contemplating on following up on her hint..

I still havent gotten a haircut, im still in the deciding phase of it. I think I have to decide by tomorrow or Saturday, because hes closed on Sunday, and Monday is labour day...im guessing hes not open.

Yes, a dude cuts my hair, so what....hes f****** good at it. Although i miss getting my hair shampooed by hot women. Its a toss up really. Having a good haircut, or hot women massaging your head.

I went with the good haircut, i dont want to disillusion myself into thinking the hot women like me because they are all over my head, its their job.

Its like getting attatched to a hooker, its just wrong.

But thats all im saying for now, aye aye and goodbye.

[Dylflon]

I'm actually excited for school. Much fun will be had.

First Semester

Block A - AP English 12
Block B - Biology 12
Block C - Film Making 12
Block D - Off
Block E - Off

I get off at 12. Which will be handy when I get a job.

Second Semester

Block A - Off
Block B - History 12
Block C - Spanish 12
Block D - Acting 12
Block E - AP Literature

Woo. School.

[Swan]

Hmm, B block lunch each semester. Interesting. I don't know why.

Oh, and school isn't all bad. The class part could be better, but school is one of the only places I'm social with people.

[GameMaster]

Man, you seem to get a lot of interest from girls, you're either physically attractive or you just live in a small town.

And you don't need a watch and chain before Tuesday, you want a watch and chain.

How much did your total "Back to School" bill come to?

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Man, you seem to get a lot of interest from girls, you're either physically attractive or you just live in a small town.

And you don't need a watch and chain before Tuesday, you want a watch and chain.

How much did your total "Back to School" bill come to?

Well, its not a small town...I think ( pure guess) we have 60,000 in Port Coquitlam, and over 3 million in Greater Vancouver.

Correct, i dont need a watch, but then again, i dont need new clothes, i dont need an education, i dont need a house.

They are luxuries.

And im not going to try and sound full of myself, but i am attractive, but im not the best lookin guy either.

I never go around thinking im the best lookin guy around, or anything like that, i dont say "Damn im attractive" or anything, thats super shallow.

I have lots of girls tell me im "hot" and things. Which really means nothing to me.

And I think besides being attractive i have interest from girls is because i can hold a friggin conversation, and im funny. Girls like to laugh.

Thats enough complimenting myself for now.

[GameMaster]

So how can a guy like you who has so much going for him feel depressed?

Also, what you said about the barber is interesting, a barber is all I've ever gone too and I never thought much of it until now. But are females better haircutters or something? Perhaps I should try having a female do my hair?

[Crono]

Heh, my school has uniforms so I don't need no school shopping done. Using the same old uniform from last year. For the record:
Semester 1:
English 12
Chemistry 12
Geometry/Discrete 12

Semester 2:
Physics 12
Calculus 12
Religios Studies 12 (required since I'm in a Catholic school).

And yeah, I'm kind of looking forward to it too...

[Fox 6]

When you think about it schools not that bad i guess. I'm kinda looking forward to it now.

[Typhoid]

Its not that I hate school...its that i hate school work. I hate classes ( for the most part) i mean, like, i hate the whole school system. I used to be smart.

From grades 1-6 i was in the accelerated classes, and doing extra work and stuff. Then they kicked in with that "equality" thing and got rid of extra classes and whatnot, so they dumbed everything down, so nothing interests me, so i tend to not pay attention.

Thats why i cant wait until 2nd semester, i actually like the classes im taking.

But i like school because you can meet up with people who you are just acquantences with, people who you arnt good enough friends with to call, but are still good enough friend with to hang out at school and after school.

Its confusing the way things wok.

[Crono]

If it wasn't for friends, school would be a hell hole. Really that's the only thing that makes school fun at times, friends and making new friends. Or getting into fights. Or witnessing a fight in the hallway at lunch. Etc.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Crono

If it wasn't for friends, school would be a hell hole. Really that's the only thing that makes school fun at times, friends and making new friends. Or getting into fights. Or witnessing a fight in the hallway at lunch. Etc.

Adding on that ( I was going to edit my post, but nobody will read the whole thing)

Being my grade 12 year, me and my friend have big plans.

Who knows how many will go down.

One is me and a friend are planning on wearing hockey helmets and gloves and meeting in the middle of the commons stare-down style from accross the room, and just beat the sh*t out of eachother.

There is theis "hallway moniter" who is like...50 or 60, and she has a mullet, so we want to wear ski masks, and shave a chunk of her head and run.

Start a riot in the school via bullhorn ( or whatever they are called)

Slowly and periodically steal all the paper towels in the school. We managed to do that last year for a month, and got away with it.

Sneak onto the stage in the middle of a play performance. ( we almost did that in grade 9)

Give a teacher special brownies.

Let loose 50 or so frogs.

Streak while wearing comical masks.

Try and start a revolution during an assembly.

But other than that, one thing me and my friend have always done since grade 9 in skip every class of the first week. Always. Each semseter. We dont go home, we dont go anywhere, we just sit in the commons for the whole week.

[The Germanator]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Adding on that ( I was going to edit my post, but nobody will read the whole thing)

Being my grade 12 year, me and my friend have big plans.

Who knows how many will go down.

One is me and a friend are planning on wearing hockey helmets and gloves and meeting in the middle of the commons stare-down style from accross the room, and just beat the sh*t out of eachother.

There is theis "hallway moniter" who is like...50 or 60, and she has a mullet, so we want to wear ski masks, and shave a chunk of her head and run.

Start a riot in the school via bullhorn ( or whatever they are called)

Slowly and periodically steal all the paper towels in the school. We managed to do that last year for a month, and got away with it.

Sneak onto the stage in the middle of a play performance. ( we almost did that in grade 9)

Give a teacher special brownies.

Let loose 50 or so frogs.

Streak while wearing comical masks.

Try and start a revolution during an assembly.

But other than that, one thing me and my friend have always done since grade 9 in skip every class of the first week. Always. Each semseter. We dont go home, we dont go anywhere, we just sit in the commons for the whole week.

Add another thing to the list if you do all of the above...

Get expelled.

[Acebot44]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Start a riot in the school via bullhorn ( or whatever they are called)

Megaphone.

and getting expelled is a must

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Slowly and periodically steal all the paper towels in the school. We managed to do that last year for a month, and got away with it.

So that was you. Bastard.

[Typhoid]

It wasnt just me...we had a a few people doing it. We stashed them wherever. No reason why.

But about the pranks, me and 2 of my friends want to do the ultimate prank at somepoint this year. ( usually the end, its tradition for pranks to happen in the last 3 days of school.)

But we dont know what the prank is, but we have come up with fool proof diversions to clear the commons of teachers and students for pobably about 5 or 10 minutes.

All these distractions will be hyped throught the grapevine to make sure students hear about them. And will be happening simultaniousl at different locations outside of the school.

First distraction: Streakers. People love watching streakers, and a few teachers will try to hunt them down.

Second distraction: A couple girls flashing a crowd of students. This happened last year, and it hit me, guys like seeing boobs. So that should clear out a bunch of people, because it did last year, and the principle will go and break it up.

Third destraction is a fight. Everyone loves watching a fight, and the teachers love breaking them up, so we need to make a few staged fights happen at the same time to ensure enough teachers leave, and enough students follow.

But then after the diversions, we are lost on the prank to commit.



EDIT: Oh, and GM to answer your question before, the total was about $1400...