School sucks...

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by GameMaster

Man, you seem to get a lot of interest from girls, you're either physically attractive or you just live in a small town.

And you don't need a watch and chain before Tuesday, you want a watch and chain.

How much did your total "Back to School" bill come to?

Well, its not a small town...I think ( pure guess) we have 60,000 in Port Coquitlam, and over 3 million in Greater Vancouver.

Correct, i dont need a watch, but then again, i dont need new clothes, i dont need an education, i dont need a house.

They are luxuries.

And im not going to try and sound full of myself, but i am attractive, but im not the best lookin guy either.

I never go around thinking im the best lookin guy around, or anything like that, i dont say "Damn im attractive" or anything, thats super shallow.

I have lots of girls tell me im "hot" and things. Which really means nothing to me.

And I think besides being attractive i have interest from girls is because i can hold a friggin conversation, and im funny. Girls like to laugh.

Thats enough complimenting myself for now.

[GameMaster]

So how can a guy like you who has so much going for him feel depressed?

Also, what you said about the barber is interesting, a barber is all I've ever gone too and I never thought much of it until now. But are females better haircutters or something? Perhaps I should try having a female do my hair?

[Crono]

Heh, my school has uniforms so I don't need no school shopping done. Using the same old uniform from last year. For the record:
Semester 1:
English 12
Chemistry 12
Geometry/Discrete 12

Semester 2:
Physics 12
Calculus 12
Religios Studies 12 (required since I'm in a Catholic school).

And yeah, I'm kind of looking forward to it too...

[Fox 6]

When you think about it schools not that bad i guess. I'm kinda looking forward to it now.

[Typhoid]

Its not that I hate school...its that i hate school work. I hate classes ( for the most part) i mean, like, i hate the whole school system. I used to be smart.

From grades 1-6 i was in the accelerated classes, and doing extra work and stuff. Then they kicked in with that "equality" thing and got rid of extra classes and whatnot, so they dumbed everything down, so nothing interests me, so i tend to not pay attention.

Thats why i cant wait until 2nd semester, i actually like the classes im taking.

But i like school because you can meet up with people who you are just acquantences with, people who you arnt good enough friends with to call, but are still good enough friend with to hang out at school and after school.

Its confusing the way things wok.

[Crono]

If it wasn't for friends, school would be a hell hole. Really that's the only thing that makes school fun at times, friends and making new friends. Or getting into fights. Or witnessing a fight in the hallway at lunch. Etc.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by Crono

If it wasn't for friends, school would be a hell hole. Really that's the only thing that makes school fun at times, friends and making new friends. Or getting into fights. Or witnessing a fight in the hallway at lunch. Etc.

Adding on that ( I was going to edit my post, but nobody will read the whole thing)

Being my grade 12 year, me and my friend have big plans.

Who knows how many will go down.

One is me and a friend are planning on wearing hockey helmets and gloves and meeting in the middle of the commons stare-down style from accross the room, and just beat the sh*t out of eachother.

There is theis "hallway moniter" who is like...50 or 60, and she has a mullet, so we want to wear ski masks, and shave a chunk of her head and run.

Start a riot in the school via bullhorn ( or whatever they are called)

Slowly and periodically steal all the paper towels in the school. We managed to do that last year for a month, and got away with it.

Sneak onto the stage in the middle of a play performance. ( we almost did that in grade 9)

Give a teacher special brownies.

Let loose 50 or so frogs.

Streak while wearing comical masks.

Try and start a revolution during an assembly.

But other than that, one thing me and my friend have always done since grade 9 in skip every class of the first week. Always. Each semseter. We dont go home, we dont go anywhere, we just sit in the commons for the whole week.

[The Germanator]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Adding on that ( I was going to edit my post, but nobody will read the whole thing)

Being my grade 12 year, me and my friend have big plans.

Who knows how many will go down.

One is me and a friend are planning on wearing hockey helmets and gloves and meeting in the middle of the commons stare-down style from accross the room, and just beat the sh*t out of eachother.

There is theis "hallway moniter" who is like...50 or 60, and she has a mullet, so we want to wear ski masks, and shave a chunk of her head and run.

Start a riot in the school via bullhorn ( or whatever they are called)

Slowly and periodically steal all the paper towels in the school. We managed to do that last year for a month, and got away with it.

Sneak onto the stage in the middle of a play performance. ( we almost did that in grade 9)

Give a teacher special brownies.

Let loose 50 or so frogs.

Streak while wearing comical masks.

Try and start a revolution during an assembly.

But other than that, one thing me and my friend have always done since grade 9 in skip every class of the first week. Always. Each semseter. We dont go home, we dont go anywhere, we just sit in the commons for the whole week.

Add another thing to the list if you do all of the above...

Get expelled.

[Acebot44]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Start a riot in the school via bullhorn ( or whatever they are called)

Megaphone.

and getting expelled is a must

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Slowly and periodically steal all the paper towels in the school. We managed to do that last year for a month, and got away with it.

So that was you. Bastard.