Best Analogies Ever!

[Happydude]

Originally Posted by Crash

heh, my boss likes to make up crazy metaphors, like this one he says:

"he's been around since Christ was corperal"

that ones my favorite.

what's a corpera?

my fav is " John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. "

[Bube]

"Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center".

That's the best one...

[Dark Samurai]

"The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play."

That ones the greatest!