What if Shakespeare had written...

[dropCGCF]

What is this, England?

I disagree!

(come on, someone PLEASE watch Family Guy...)

[Seth]

Jesus a woman?

Have you actually studied the Bible drop?

Jesus preached in teh synagogues. Women weren't allowed to do that.

Or are you saying that Jesus was a woman, disguised as a man?

and if so, what actuall evidence do you have to support that?



The New Testament constantly labels jesus as a male. Not just 'the Son of God' but he is called a man and boy.


wait, i'm stopping here. The Bible is the only record of Jesus' life on earth and if you are ignoring the Bible than please tell me what your sources are.

I don't read the Bible like I used to so I've lost a bit of my on the spot knowledge but any Bible scholar would be able to completely prove that Jesus was a man and not a woman based on what has been written of him by primary sources.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by bouncer

Jesus a woman?

Have you actually studied the Bible drop?

Jesus preached in teh synagogues. Women weren't allowed to do that.

Or are you saying that Jesus was a woman, disguised as a man?

I find it funny that many things about the Bible are unclear and contradictory to themselves. Jesus frequently uses the phrase "sons and daughters", seeming to me like she was a motherly figure.

I know women were not allowed to preach in the synagogues. I don't see any records of Jesus having a penis. Why would I follow blind faith from a book written 2000 years ago? It's supposed to be symbolism, and that's what it is. I'm not sure who or what Jesus is, but I believe that whoever he/she was they were a good prophet. And this is not a discussion about my philosophy.

And getting back to the original topic, I would also like to see if Shakespeare had written The Bible.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I don't see any records of Jesus having a penis.

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

And i dont believe Shakespeare was a woman, no, you know why? Because he was a man. A woman didnt write the plays.

I have heard ( and dont ask me to cite it, because i cant remember where i read it) that Shakespeare might have been a group of people writing plays as one person.


But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

And i dont believe Shakespeare was a woman, no, you know why? Because he was a man. A woman didnt write the plays.

But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.

Is the first statement the equivalent of "You can't go out tonight because I say so." ?

How is my theory laughable? I've gone to catholic schools all my life. I've come up with a few theories.

I'm sure that it's ridiculous because it's not what you believe. I never went bashing anyone's beliefs here, but you chose to pick a fight with mine for some reason. Everyone believes something for a reason. My reasons are just different than yours. DOn't dismiss them just because you're not open-minded. I'm sure you know all about Jesus, seeing as how you were there for his/her whole life.

[Typhoid]

Im not picking a fight, and i am open minded. I dont believe in Jesus ( in the spiritual way) yet I'm defending the position as if i do.

And you totally ignored my first paragraph thingy, so I will post it again for you to respond to.

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

And i am open minded, im not bashing your opinion, im saying my opinion.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

But Jesus a woman. Laughable. I dont know what your smoking, but be sure to pass it around.

Oh, wait, you're not beating on my opinion.

[Typhoid]

Are you also republican? Because your not answering my questions.

Originally Posted by TYPHOID

Show me the records of Jesus having a vagina. Show me the records where ANYTHING says Jesus was a woman.

There needs to be no records stating Jesus has a penis, because it usually goes hang in hand with being a man. I could say the same about you, I could claim it of anyone without an essay written about their penis.

Im kidding about the republican thing by the way. Its just annoying that your not answering my question, when in fact your changing the subject completey, which appears to be an attempt to make me get mad and look bad, just to raise your reputation. And I said, "Appears to be" an attempt, so dont get all fussy with me.


But this is a stupid argument, so Im done.

[DimHalo]

Hmm, if Shakespeare had written Pirates of the Caribbean:

well... I am not good at this but I would imagine Jack Sparrow's sexual comments to be much more direct/blunt LOL

[quiet mike]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I find it funny that many things about the Bible are unclear and contradictory to themselves.

You know this is the #1 reason people refuse to read the Bible. But if they don't read it how can they say it's full of contradictory things. Please give me one contradictory thing you have found in the Bible and we'll discuss after that.

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

Jesus frequently uses the phrase "sons and daughters", seeming to me like she was a motherly figure.

And if you read the fist book of the Bible, you'll see the blood line of Adam spoken this way: "At age ## he had a son by the name of @@@@@ and he had many sons and daughters. He lived to be of ### years. @@@@@ took in mariage $$$$$$ and at age ## had a son by the name **** and had many sons and daughters. He lived to be of ### years old. ***** married ^^^^^ .... and it goes like that for almost a hundred people, alway showing the line trough the first born boy in the family.
Could it be that the phrase "sons and daughters" is a fatherly figure as well???

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I know women were not allowed to preach in the synagogues. I don't see any records of Jesus having a penis. Why would I follow blind faith from a book written 2000 years ago? It's supposed to be symbolism, and that's what it is.

If it would be just symbolism it would have died long ago, and wouldn't have been followed 2000 years after the last book by 2 billion people on the planet. There must be something more than just symbolism, and I call it The Word of God.
By the way what 20th century book do you follow in blind faith.

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

And getting back to the original topic, I would also like to see if Shakespeare had written The Bible.

Considering the many people that wrote the Bible trough a span of 2000 years it's another testimony about the fact that the Bible is not just a symbolism. Shakspeare would have died long before geting trough half of the Bible. It would have sounded differently though.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by quiet mike

By the way what 20th century book do you follow in blind faith.

That's my point:

I don't. I don't follow anything in blind faith. I don't trust the Catholic Church anymore. And it has to do with personal experiences. I never got raped, but a priest tried to warp my mind.

You're also trying to give the "2 Billion Christians Can't Be Wrong!" School of thought to my belief.

I have read The Bible (Not the entire thing, but many parts). Have you read The Code Of Hammurabi or the Torah? What makes the bible more important than them or the Koran?

You claim it's the "Word Of God". Did God write it? Or were writers "inspired" by him? They could have as easily been "inspired" by booze or hallucinogens. But you never questioned it, no? Probably because you were raised to say your prayers, right?

I've found out from my years of Catholic schooling (and from one drunken Franciscan) that religion can be used as a grip, or a scare tactic, if you will, to keep people following.

Contradictory?

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[BreakABone]

*Looks at replies in the thread*

*Look at original post*

Where did it all go wrong?

Let's see if I can bring it back on track, though I doubt it.

Matt : Thou's emotions took over. Thou almost put his own plug into a socket for thou heart's deepest temptations.

This is from 40 Days and 40 Nights, the quote is almost unrecognizable and the movie probably isn't as mainstream as Batman. I guess I will post original quote as well.

Matt : I almost f*ck*d an outlet today.

And one more from Batman

The Joker: Thou wonders, where those thee get such intriguing devices?