What if Shakespeare had written...

[dropCGCF]

I said "she" because many theories say Shakespeare was a woman.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

I said "she" because many theories say Shakespeare was a woman.

How many women do you know with the name "William"?


Please cite these many theories, and where you heard them from, and post a sketch of what he would look like as a woman, we have all seen what he looks like, as he normally is, but i would like to laugh at a female-Shakespeare.

Thank you.

[dropCGCF]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5251226/site/newsweek/

I also believe that Jesus was a woman.

[Happydude]

Shakespear...a woman...


in anycase, i hate shakespear because i've been studying his plays for the past 7 years or so an it's just freaking annoying, so i definetly wouldn't want him to write any of my favorite movies.

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5251226/site/newsweek/

I also believe that Jesus was a woman.

Are you a feminist?

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by jeepnut's slave

Are you a feminist?

No. I just believe that men have opressed women's ideas and appeals for too long throughout the centuries. Credit should be given where it is due. I think many women masked themselves as men in order to accomplish certain historic accomplishments.

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

I believe Jesus was a woman because she hung out with prostitutes, had 12 men follow his every whim, and preached all the "feminine" ideas of love and caring.

[Typhoid]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

No. I just believe that men have opressed women's ideas and appeals for too long throughout the centuries. Credit should be given where it is due. I think many women masked themselves as men in order to accomplish certain historic accomplishments.

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

I believe Jesus was a woman because she hung out with prostitutes, had 12 men follow his every whim, and preached all the "feminine" ideas of love and caring.

Maybe he was nice. Maybe he was gay. Do you think things other than "it might be a woman?"


My neighbour, Super nice guy. Hes not a woman, no, hes just an all around good guy.

[dropCGCF]

Originally Posted by Typhoid

Maybe he was nice. Maybe he was gay. Do you think things other than "it might be a woman?"


My neighbour, Super nice guy. Hes not a woman, no, hes just an all around good guy.

So you're saying I'm foolish for embracing a logical theory that isn't wildly accepted? I forgot, Copernicus was wrong too.

You need to open your mind. The things they teach you in school are the way they want you to think. Most of the greatest writers and artists that the world has had have been crazy, drunk, on drugs, or had some other impairment. You need to stop nodding your head as people sppon-feed you their ideas.

So your neighbor's gay? My neighbor's a woman, what's your point? Are you trying to say that Shakespeare was a nice guy, writing stories about murder-suicides, incest, and general disorder? Thanks for the insight.

[Bond]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

No. I just believe that men have opressed women's ideas and appeals for too long throughout the centuries. Credit should be given where it is due. I think many women masked themselves as men in order to accomplish certain historic accomplishments.

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

I believe Jesus was a woman because she hung out with prostitutes, had 12 men follow his every whim, and preached all the "feminine" ideas of love and caring.

Are you sure you aren't Dan Brown masked as dropCGCF?

[DimHalo]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

Well, considering that I am a straight female I have no need for scoring well with chicks.

And to what Fox said, something to remember is that the theory says that the personality of the male William Shakespeare is not the person who wrote the stories. It was actually a woman. While William Shakespeare might have existed, he was not the person who actually did the writing (as the theories suggest). So the fact that William Shakespeare had a wife and kids is irrelevant to the argument.

An argument which I disagree with.

[dropCGCF]

What is this, England?

I disagree!

(come on, someone PLEASE watch Family Guy...)

[Canyarion]

Originally Posted by dropCGCF

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

She kind of IS a chick. +rep