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Old 08-22-2004, 04:51 PM   #1
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Shakespeare was Bisexual. *shrug*

He could've rewritten The Last Samurai. That would've been REALLY cool.
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:07 PM   #2
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Shakespeare was Bisexual. *shrug*

He could've rewritten The Last Samurai. That would've been REALLY cool.

I'm a little confused, what does him being bisexual have to to with the referrence "she"?
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:23 PM   #3
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I said "she" because many theories say Shakespeare was a woman.
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:02 PM   #4
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I said "she" because many theories say Shakespeare was a woman.




How many women do you know with the name "William"?


Please cite these many theories, and where you heard them from, and post a sketch of what he would look like as a woman, we have all seen what he looks like, as he normally is, but i would like to laugh at a female-Shakespeare.

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Old 08-22-2004, 06:19 PM   #5
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5251226/site/newsweek/

I also believe that Jesus was a woman.
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:42 PM   #6
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Shakespear...a woman...


in anycase, i hate shakespear because i've been studying his plays for the past 7 years or so an it's just freaking annoying, so i definetly wouldn't want him to write any of my favorite movies.
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Old 08-22-2004, 07:49 PM   #7
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5251226/site/newsweek/

I also believe that Jesus was a woman.

Are you a feminist?
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Old 08-22-2004, 07:58 PM   #8
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Are you a feminist?
No. I just believe that men have opressed women's ideas and appeals for too long throughout the centuries. Credit should be given where it is due. I think many women masked themselves as men in order to accomplish certain historic accomplishments.

Plus, it scores well with chicks. You should try it.

I believe Jesus was a woman because she hung out with prostitutes, had 12 men follow his every whim, and preached all the "feminine" ideas of love and caring.
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:47 PM   #9
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I'm a little confused, what does him being bisexual have to to with the referrence "she"?
Yeah, a lot of people are confusing Shakespeare with a woman because he wrote some pretty homosexual things in his sonnets, and some other factors, but.. I don't know.
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Old 08-22-2004, 07:31 PM   #10
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If Shakespeare was a woman then I must be...JESUS!!


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Old 08-22-2004, 07:34 PM   #11
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If Shakespeare was a woman then I must be...JESUS!!


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