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Old 08-15-2004, 03:58 PM   #16
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Buy a stuffed animal dinosaur and the next time Keriann is watching TV, sit down next to her and start stimulating her with the dinosaur's firm tail.
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Old 08-15-2004, 04:15 PM   #17
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I've seen that movie....




















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Old 08-15-2004, 04:33 PM   #18
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We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."
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Old 08-15-2004, 05:13 PM   #19
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We should make a trap!

We'll dig a hole in your basement, put a tarp over it and put a bible on the tarp!

Then Keriann will be in a hole!

"It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again."


Or......we could kill her.

Considering my basement floor is made of cement. And carpet.

It would take way less time to smother her while shes sleeping.

Although if i did kill her, i couldnt poke her face anymore to wake her up. Those were good times. God i hate her.
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:09 PM   #20
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Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:19 PM   #21
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Is she hot? I could sleep with her. I don't know if that would help, but I could.
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:58 PM   #22
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*watches moogle wiggle his way into the dog house*


Hrm.. Killing her not the greatest idea.. I like gm's idea go get a Jurassic Park or hell just go get the anaconda toy and then ...... You know... ... Good luck to you sir..
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Old 08-15-2004, 10:20 PM   #23
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Moogle, I'll trade you Keriann for your GF.....kidding, id much rather have your mom.


Ummm.....Dylans already posed the idea to me that we pay someone to rape her, but in all honesty, anyone would do it for free.

Like i said, if i didnt hate her so much, i would say shes slightly hot.
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Old 08-15-2004, 11:15 PM   #24
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Put her in a giant box and mail her somewhere. I suggest Yemen.
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:02 PM   #25
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Hmm So sleep with her I shall!
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Old 08-16-2004, 04:12 PM   #26
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free lay! attention lonely gamer kids! free lay over here!
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Old 08-16-2004, 05:36 PM   #27
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My brother would have to kill them then.

And i dont think she would sleep with anyone.....actually im pretty sure she wouldnt....i dont even know how old she is....i think shes like....21 or 22 or something like that. All i know is she buys me Vodka and vodka related drinks.
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