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Re: New Thread for Poems/Songs
Old 08-05-2004, 08:32 PM   #10
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Alright, these are horrible Haikus i wrote yesterday while on vacation because my mom said shed give me a dollar for every one i wrote.

I wrote 47.

Im only posting a select few.

Beware, for those who like poetry, look away.

All are 5/7/5 ( for the most part, gimme a break, and all are 3 lines only)

A loud Bang above
A child laughs very happy
This hotel is lame

A can of Pepsi
The can is blue and empty
I think i drank it

A bump on my ear
The surgury didnt work
I want to sue him

Poems are easy
This one took me ten seconds
I am very bored

A loud car drives by
The kids inside look like punks
Man, I dont like them

This is a Haiku
Im looking at a mountain
This poem is lame

My spine really hurts
These beds are like tables
I cant wait to leave

Rubicks cubes are tough
I need to peel the stickers
Because i am dumb

I have wrote ten poems
I will probably write more
Someone needs a life

I feel very sick
The pills dont help my stomach
I am going to puke

There is no more room
My mom wanted to write a poem
I've used all the space

I have no clean clothes
I need a washing machine
Im starting to smell

Good clouds are white
I think the sky is racist
nobody likes rain

Eggs dont come from cows
Chickens dont give us much milk
That would just be weird

Poems dont have to rhyme
A Haiku is proof of that
These poems are easy

The sun likes to rise
It makes everything brighter
The sun likes to set
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