Microsoft wants to buy Nintendo

[GameMaster]

Originally Posted by Crono

You would actually do that? You're a sad, sad man.

It's not just me, it's the entire American nation. Want to know why the majority of old people only drive Oldsmobiles, Cadillacs, and Crown Victorias? It's because they're American made cars and they want to support American workers making them. And they're still angry with our enemies from WWII, so buying a Toyota or Honda or the plethora of other Asian based cars is considered a traiterous, unpatriotic action.