How's your life?

[Neo]

My life sucks. Not really, but everyone else is listing positive stuff so for a change of pace I'll list everything wrong with my life. I loathe my job; I'm forced to speak to idiot customers all day who have bad credit and no prior insurance. I have no girlfriend and no prospects. My favorite shirt has a stain on it. My cats shed way too much. Someone stole my tire pressure caps. My new sunglasses haven't arrived yet. I have no vacation time left.