Drunk guy

[Jason1]

7/7/04

After getting back after the long vacation, Crazy was still his usual self I found out. After lunch he was out and looked over our way, a few bird calls were made, and he retreated back inside his house. He was out again a few minutes later. He got on his bike like he or one of his buddy's often does to go get beer(red dog beer only, mind you) and started riding our way. They usually go right past us when they do this, in the ally right next to our building. But usually its not crazy himself who does the beer runs, more often than not its one of his buddies. Anyways it happened to be Crazy himself today. He rode our way, and as he passed, one of the guys said in a friendly voice "Whats up" as he passed. He just kept on riding by, just barely even turning his head to look at us. Right after he rode by, he goes between our building and the building right next to ours, in the alley. As soon as he was in the Alley the usual kid made his bird call, louder than ever. Crazy rode his bike off to the side towards the building across from ours in the alley, stopped his bike, and leaned against the wall while still on his bike. He was probably about 30-40 feet away from us where he stopped. He had his back toward us, and he slowly put his left hand in towards his chest, like he was about to pull a gun out. This made a few of us retreat a short distance to get out of his way. He never did pull anything out though, he just kept went on again, riding off into the distance. And thats all. Of course, I will keep you guys updated. Stay tuned.

[Dylflon]

Hmm...perhaps we should make a motion picture based on your adventures with the drunk guy. I would direct of course.

[GameMaster]

Wow, Crazy made a threat, kind of scary but thank goodness nothing came of it. Can't wait to hear more!

[Jason1]

8/3/04

After not haveing much to report from our old pal crazy for a couple of weeks, today made up for it...in a BIG way. Over the past feew weeks hes rarely been spotted, and even when he is, the encounters have been brief, not even worth updating over. Anyways we have learned that he was in vietnam. At least we're pretty sure of it, because one day when I wasnt there, he apparently was talking about guns and the war and stuff like that. Anywho, today we went out after lunch, and saw a few people on his portch. A guy in a white tanktop, a girl, and some other guy that appeared to be grilling or something just off the portch. Anywho, after much discussion, we finally deemed the man on the porch to actually be Crazy himself, but he was different. He shaved his beard, and he wasnt wearing his usual Navy Blue uniform. Sadly the kid that likes to annoy Crazy quit a few days ago, but today another kid filled in pretty good for him. Anyways after sitting out there for a few minutes, the girl sitting next to crazy on the portch waved at us. We of course waved back. Then he got up, did a sort of sexy dance like thing, and said "if youve got it, show it baby!" This was insanely halarious, to be sure. Some of the guys kinda yelled accordingly, and then she montioned with her shirt like she was going to flash us. She did this several times, with a few of the guys hollaring at her, and some of us just laughing histarically. Then she actually did it. Flashed us. Thank god we were pretty far away, and couldnt really see how ugly she probably was. We all were pretty shocked, but man, was it funny. She flashed us 3 times, and during this time Crazy was sitting next to her the whole time, and he yelled a few things during the whole ordeal, something about "Al Quieda Waffle boys" And he also said that the girl was his sister. This made us really roar when we heard that one. Anyways, during these flashes, one of the guys yelled at her a few times to show us your...I probably cant say it here, so I wont. But you can imagine. She didnt end up showing us this, but she did moon us, which was pretty disgusting and halarious. A miscommunication, perhaps? Anywho, after the mooning incident a 2 more guys came out, and sure enough after a little yelling, she flashed us one last time.

Funny stuff indeed.

[Dylflon]

It's nice to hear that the crazy man is doing well.

[GameMaster]

Why'd he have to clean himself up? I liked him when he was messy and dirty. Oh well, glad to hear he's becoming active again during your breaks. And the addition of his sister should spark things up.